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Logic is just a means of proving someone is wrong with confidence.
I choked on a squirrel because I was high
Another random e-mail a friend of mine sent me. Try it out, it's lots of fun. ^^
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This is funny - type out the sentence you end up with after picking from the following:

Pick the month you were born:

January------I kicked
February-----I loved
March--------I smoked
April--------I dry humped
May----------I choked on
June---------I murdered
July---------I did the Macarena With
August-------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1--------a birdbath
2--------a monster
3--------a phone
4--------a fork
5--------a Mexican
6--------a gangster
7--------my cell phone
8--------my dog
9--------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink----------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple--------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange -------because I hate my family.
Brown---------because I was high.
Other---------because I'm a ninja.
None----------because I cant control myself

Now type out the sentence you made and see what you got stuck with.


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  • User Comments: [7]
    I danced with my dog because I'm sexy and I do what I want

    ^___^

    comment XxRavenWolfxX · Community Member · Sun Oct 21, 2007 @ 04:35pm
    I sang to my spoon because I was drunk. Hahaha^_^

    comment kalel_watercurrent · Community Member · Sun Nov 18, 2007 @ 05:53am
    I did the Macarena With a banana because that's how I roll.
    HAHAHAHA THAT SO SOUNDS LIKE ME!!


    comment Zoraida Thanatos · Community Member · Tue Feb 05, 2008 @ 02:04am
    I sang to myself because the voices told me to

    ....... what? Which voices?

    comment Asyndeton Narrative · Community Member · Tue Mar 25, 2008 @ 09:23pm
    I had lunch with a banana because that's how I roll!

    Haha, I like that razz

    comment sinfulrook · Community Member · Sat Dec 26, 2009 @ 08:22am
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