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The Instant Message Stalker



A pest Imed me today,
He emailed me too,
He asked if I were single,
and asked, how do you do?

He asked all kinds of questions,
wanted all the details,
of my very private life,
demanded that I tell,

Age, sex and location,
he insisted that I share,
along with exact sizes,
of my bras and underwear,

I politely said no,
refused all his requests,
I told him very sternly,
Stop this, don't be a pest,

His Im kept on poppin up,
he asked if I were wed,
by then I was quite annoyed, talk2hand
by all the things he'd said,

I asked him which part of NO,
he didn't understand,
I told him I was 85,
and wore 6 wedding bands,

but all my husbands now were gone,
and I had all their money,
you want to know about,
their accidents now, honey?

I told him I fart when I walk, lol
the hair's gone from my head,
I keep my teeth in a jar,
at night I wet the bed, 4laugh

Sometimes I wander naked,
till somebody brings me home,
you wanna get together,
so I won't be all alone?

Suddenly the Im's stopped
so I wrote him an IM,
a little sign then popped up
that said he was offline,

I giggled and I guffawed,
I chuckled and I laughed,
I doubt it seriously,
if my stalker will come back...... rofl domokun