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Ok, if the first two chapters didnt make you fall asleep, this ought to do it. It is shorter than the other chapters, and its maybe the best chapter, just for the fact that its the ending.

The Discovery

Ok, I will grab the ski equipment and jump; it is my only hope of saving my miserable life from that snow creature. I hope I do this right because I have never skied in my whole life.
“Ahhh!” I screamed, as I jumped with lots of courage.
Oh no, I’m going to die. I’m out of control!
What? This is not so bad. Actually, it is splendid. I feel like if I were flying with all those birds flying around me singing their wonderful melodies (They do have an awful smell, that’s for sure).
All those days, or even years wasted by talking, or actually arguing with that boring Mr. Peterson for one hour! What a waste. I could have been enjoying this wonderful sport, but no, I had to waste my time arguing with the mean, old, wrinkled man.
Oh! So many years wasted, what a shame! Well, there is nothing I can do about it now. If I could travel to the past, I would ski every single day. Except the days I have a lot of homework.
But yeah, it is such a wonderful experience. I should say that it might be the best experience I have ever had, well, apart from eating Kit-Kats that is. I never want it to come to an end.
No! It is coming to an end. The end of this wonderful sport! I have to jump again and again for, my whole life. Hey where is that monster? I can’t believe it disappeared again.
What is this? Why are my family, my friends, classmate’s and teachers all at the end of the ramp? I can’t believe they have been hiding down here the whole morning.
“ Hi Jorge!” shouted one of my classmate’s “We have been hiding here the whole morning!” (OMFG!)
Unbelievable! They have been hiding here all this time. I can’t believe that nearly the whole city has been down here (Except for that old man that was gobbled up by that horrendous monster, and poor Lisa)
“ Hello Jorge!” one of the people called out.
It was Lisa! She was alive! But how? I saw the monster eating Lisa, and she survived! She is amazing.
“How did you survive?” I asked, “I heard your screaming, and I saw how the monster ate you alive!”
“ Don’t worry, I will tell you what happened,” she said.
“Where do I begin? Well, that monster that chased you all around the city was actually Mr. Peterson. He dressed up as a monster and followed you to the ramp for you to jump. He asked the whole city to hide except that old man, who is my grandfather, and I. We wanted to make you feel worried because that would be your punishment for not jumping the ramp for all these years.”
“So it was all a big joke?” I screamed in an angry tone.
“It was for your own good!” she answered back.
“Well, maybe if you would have given me a bedroom full of Kit-Kats I would have jumped!”
“Maybe, but we don’t have a bedroom full of those disgraceful, fattening chocolates!” she screamed back at my thin face. Actually I couldn’t understand many of the words she was saying because I could hear a screechy noise coming out of her mouth. It wasn’t very nice, but it wasn’t as bad as Mr. Petersons screaming because he spits in your face.
“Hey, day dreamer! Are you even listening?” she shouted. This time her voice was, luckily, not very screechy, so I understood most of what she said.
“Oh, yes. I am listening,” I whispered silently.
Lisa was very angry. When she is happy she is kind and friendly, but when she is angry her face goes red like a tomato and it seems that she has the mad cow disease, or whatever it’s called. But I am serious; I’m not exaggerating at all. Believe me, I think she is going to explode! I actually don’t now why she is the one who is angry, I was tricked, I should be the one who is furious. But well, she tends to get like this sometimes.
“Calm down! You are going wild, and I mean it!” I said grabbing her by the shoulder. She finally started to calm down after a while.
“I need to go to the bathroom urgently!” Lisa cried desperately, “I will be back!”
Suddenly, as if from nowhere, Mr. Peterson appeared coming down the ski ramp.
“I think I could give you a B+ because you did run a lot, and you did jump at the end, so you get a B+!” Said Mr. Peterson with a bright, enormous smile on his wrinkly face. It must be the first time in years that he smiled. I noticed that he has very white teeth, but I could never see that before because he never smiled.
“ Thanks a lot Mita Peteton!” I said with a bigger smile than his.
“Well I have to go and get ready for my class tomorrow, aloha!” He said. I could hear the echo in the distance.
“Oh! Mr. Peterson, I need to ask you something!” I shouted as I went running towards him.
“Yes?” he asked with a big bloody smile as his eyes went bright yellow as the monsters.


Ok, finally ended. What a disgrace of humanity, I should be ashamed of myself. Now, the "Mita Peteton" thing, is something none of you will understand because it was a joke from the time i wrote this story, and i cant even care to explain. Now, story sucked, right? Sunk to a new level of low. Well, its finally over. If anyone died during the lecture of this story, I take no responsability whatsoever. Till next time, I say farwell! I said FARWELL!