Michaelangelo - "Boy, and I thought insurance salesmen were pushy."
Splinter - "I made a funny."
Raphael - "A Jose Canseco bat? Tell me... you didn't pay money for this."
Michaelangelo - "That was close. Whoa, time to switch to decaf, April."
Donatello - "Do you like... penicillin on your pizza?"
Casey Jones - "The class is Pain 101. Your instructor is Casey Jones."
Donatello - "Yee haw! Ninja cowboy!"
Leonardo - "A true Ninja is a master of himself and his environment, so don't forget: We're turtles!"
April O'Neil - "The rat is the cleanest one."
Michaelangelo - "Uh-oh, turtle tantrum."
Michaelangelo - "My legs hurt. My arms hurt. My spots hurt. Even my bandana hurts."
Quote:
Michaelangelo - "Ahh, ninja pizza!"
Donatello - ""Ninja pizza"?"
Michaelangelo - "Pizza that vanish quickly without trace!"
Donatello - ""Ninja pizza"?"
Michaelangelo - "Pizza that vanish quickly without trace!"
Quote:
Leonardo - "Take the ugly one!"
Raphael - "No, you take the ugly one!"
Donatello - "I'll take the ugly one."
Michaelangelo - "Which one's the ugly one?"
Raphael - "No, you take the ugly one!"
Donatello - "I'll take the ugly one."
Michaelangelo - "Which one's the ugly one?"
Blade/Blade II/Blade Trinity
Blade - "Some motherf*ckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill."
Blade - "Mother f*cker! Are you out of your damn mind?"
Blade - "Quinn. I'm gettin' a little tired of choppin' you up. Thought I might try fire for a change."
Blade - "There's an old saying: Keep your friends close, keep your enemies closer."
Nomak - "Is the enemy of my enemy my friend or my enemy?"
Quote:
Hannibal King - "[after watching Blade casually kill a familiar] You know, one of these days, you might want to consider sitting down with someone. You know, have a little share time? Get in touch with your inner child? Also, you just might want to consider blinking once in a while.
I'm sorry, I, uh... I ate a lot of sugar today."
I'm sorry, I, uh... I ate a lot of sugar today."
Quote:
Hannibal King - "No, it's not, you horse-humping b*tch! But it will be in a few seconds from now. See, that tickle that you're feeling in the back of your throat right now?
That's atomized colloidal silver. It's being pumped through the building's air conditioning system, you c**k-juggling thundercunt!
Which means the fat lady should be singing, right... about... now!
Heh, this is awkward.
Do you have a cell phone?"
That's atomized colloidal silver. It's being pumped through the building's air conditioning system, you c**k-juggling thundercunt!
Which means the fat lady should be singing, right... about... now!
Heh, this is awkward.
Do you have a cell phone?"
I will add a second Honorable Mention Soon. Also if I miss one that you really liked, I'm sorry but it is hard to pick a few out of so many.
