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Today, in World History, we spent the whole class brainstorming ideas for the DOOR DECORATING contest. The theme is Las Vegas. We've been assigned the Circus Circus Hotel. Our door, is gonna rock. Our teacher, Mrs. Neville has never lost a Door Decorating contest, so naturally it's gonna be one sexy door. I'll take a picture like in a month when we actually decorate it.

Don't get your hopes up, French still sucked. I spent most of class reading 'The Catcher in the Rye'.

In English, I got to draw a leg that had just been cut by a shard of glass. I won't go into details, but yeah. It was awesome. And our teacher Ms. leckieleckieleckieleckie, who reminds me of pop rocks, showed her true colors. She talked about this art exhibit called Sensations that she went to that had the most morbid things ever. Like the severed head of a cow. And Frozen blood in the mold of a head. Yes, all the materials are real. She said that the exhibit was only allowed to be displayed in America for two weeks, because of its intensity. I wanna see it someday. Or something like it. Sounds awesome.

Anyways, things I learned today:
1. Time doesn't buy sammiches.
2. The small lunch tables can rise up to right below your chin if you touch them the right way.
3. Lunch ladies don't like tables being touched the right way.
4. Patients are offended easily.
5. 95% of Cosby High School's population is dumber than a doorknob.
6. Cupcakes are the key to a teacher's gradebook.