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To those who are rather.. sensitive towards the topic regarding condoms or sex education, this entry might not be for your eyes. xD Though, in my personal view, everything in here is pure humour with nothing really dirty whatsoever - it's just the naive way on how my classmates and my teacher treated a condom packet. I myself am rather touchy about the subject, but what happened today didn't bother or offend me or anyone at all, so that's why I see it safe to include it here. XD Just an early warning to you all.
For us, Maths is the last lesson on Thursdays (we also had it for the first lesson, but that's irrelevant). We just came from double Science and everyone had a test in it earlier (I'll write a different entry for this) so you can't exactly say that we were excited/giddy. So what happened was pretty surprising. Mr AO who teaches us maths, needless to say, is the nuttiest teacher I've ever had in my life and they say he's the nuttiest in the school as well.
Anyway, I entered class and sat down on my seat beside Jonathan, only to find a large pile of text books on top of my desk. I stared at it, not really having the strength or spirit to walk around class and give it to the right people (we all have names on it), and Jhonny just sat down beside me, not really doing anything. Mr AO walked in and looked at me before walking over to my desk, taking about three text books which he then handed out to the right students. He gave me a bright smile and I raised my eyebrows questioningly.
"You can just sit there, love, you don't need to hand the books out." He said - rather sweetly, really.
I narrowed my eyes. "Is that sarcasm or what?" I asked, and I came to my feet and grabbed a few text books and he shook his head.
"No, no, it's not sarcasm, go and sit down, I'll get someone else to do it!" He protested.. but really, I can't tell whether he was being truthful or not, so I actually handed it all out. XD I was the last to sit back down on my seat and when I did, Mr. AO was pacing around the room, cursing and muttering under his breath (he's also the only teacher in the school who actually swears freely). In his hand, I realised that there was a condom packet. It turned out that someone from our class had flung the packet to Chris, an African boy (new) who's one of the smartest in our class. And the whole class was giggling. Mr AO glared at us all;
"Look, guys, if you want to bonk Chris, better not do it in my class man!" He almost shouted, and that actually put the whole class into a round of laughter - my maths class must be the most dirty-minded class there is in that school, seeeriously. I laughed myself when I got the other meaning of his words. Mr AO actually blinked and waved his hands in front of him then, not believing what we were all laughing about. "No, no, no!! Guys, that.. that's not what I meant!" But we just kept on laughing at him non-stop.
Mr. AO paced in front and held the packet up and someone shouted something like "Hey hey, sir!" which just made us laugh harder. Mr AO was laughing at well at this time and he rested his hand on one of the tables, wiping tears from his eyes.
"Look, guys, that's not nice, you know. Chris.. you shouldn't take the mick out of Chris. I mean.. he's smart, he's good boy, you know, always doing work and everything. And you're here.. it's not right. Chris knows what this thing is about - he's clever kid, him. You know.. avoid pregnancy, HIV, whatever-diseases.." He was actually trying to say that between laughs and we just went on laughing because really, when you have Mr. AO and my class in the same room, it always ended up with Mr. AO sounding like a gay teacher. Always.
Anyway, Mr. AO just shook his head at us and flung his hands up, almost in defeat. "Guys! GUYS! This is maths class, you know. This thing.. it's irrelevant, man. I mean.. I can only teach you how to find perimeters and circumferences and areas with this thing! (That was what the lesson was all about, actually.) I mean, NO! No, no, you can't really learn anything.. oh, BUBBA!" He just slamed his hand down and paced around, talking gibberish when the whole class just laughed. I did as well, I must say. It was hilarious. Even Chris was laughing.
Mr. AO silenced us and shook his head, deciding to get on with the work. But he couldn't, really.. because we were trying to learn the area of circles and with that thing in his hand, it just won't happen. XD He turned again and looked at the girls in the class and shook his head again, exasperated.
"Girls.. girls, you know, you're NOT better off without Chris, you know. I mean look.. he's good-looking, he's clever, he's fit.. and you'll end up with a bunch of twits who's happy with a small wage for a whole year, you know." That just made the girls laugh and the fact that Mr. AO was complimenting Chris didn't help. "Chris.. he's a smart lad, you know. Nice kid, aren't ya Chris? How far are you in that book I gave you?"
"Chapter 1, 2 and 3, sir." Chris answered, though he was still grinning then.
"One two and three?! Is that all?! There's only five chapters in that book, man!"
"Yeah, but I don't understand what the others are saying."
"Well, why didn't you come to me then?"
"Can I come tomorrow?"
"You can come any time, Chris." Mr. AO replied, and that, really, just set us off laughing so hard that some kids actually cried. Mr AO blinked at us all and his jaw dropped, realising what he just said. "NO, NO, GUYS!! You got it all wrong, man! I didn't mean that he come any time and.. No, guys, I have grandson! Jeez, what's wrong with you people?! What have you got previous lesson?"
"Science." We all answered.
"Science?! Did you do anything with sex education or drugs or summat? I swear, you're all high today, really. You know, where Chris came from and where I came from-" He was cut off from another roar of laughter and really, I couldn't stop myself as well. It was just funny that even Mr AO couldn't stop himself from laughing. "LOOK, guys, the continent where I come from and where Chris came from.. we never used these things. We have to kill cows and goat and take their intestines and you know.. Chris hasn't got cows to kill here! Right, Chris? You just ignore these.. these Europeans!"
Seriously, if those were attempts to calm us down, it never happened. We just couldn't stop laughing by then because Mr AO has a weird accent and all. It was just hilarious. He actually burst out laughing at the middle of his explanation, shook his head and wiped the tears out from his eyes again. The lesson just couldn't progress and every time he said Chris' name, that set us off again. xD I feel sorry for Mr AO, but I love him!!
Rino-chan.
 Rino-chan · Thu Sep 13, 2007 @ 04:56pm · 0 Comments |
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