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He didn't hang himself... I hung him there to dry...
Love in a Mental Hospital:

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming
pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the
pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She
swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.

When the Head Nursing Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered Edna to be discharged from the hospital, as she
now considered Edna to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged. Since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient I have concluded your act displays you have a soundmind. The bad news is Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he is dead."

Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"


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  • User Comments: [2]
    Teehee xp

    comment Chief Slappa-ho · Community Member · Wed Sep 12, 2007 @ 11:36pm
    That's me... mrgreen

    comment Brittney Beloved TM · Community Member · Wed Sep 12, 2007 @ 11:42pm
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