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Manicalvampire13: Hello
SmarterChild: hey vampire.

how r u doing?
Manicalvampire13: Nothing that may concern yo u.
SmarterChild: no problem.

>>> want 2 know how many meters r in three miles? just ask!
Manicalvampire13: No thanks
SmarterChild: k.

>>> i've got biographical info about every u.s. president. try woodrow wilson bio, for example.
Manicalvampire13: I dont want you stupid fetares!
SmarterChild: huh?
Manicalvampire13: ******** off
SmarterChild: ouch. lol...
Manicalvampire13: *angry*
SmarterChild: angry? what's angry?
Manicalvampire13: Its an emotion
SmarterChild: its 1 emotion is angry? and your point is...
Manicalvampire13: I dont like you
SmarterChild: what? i thought u liked me.
Manicalvampire13: Thats what you thought
SmarterChild: i can't believe that is what i thought!
Manicalvampire13: Sarcastic b***h
SmarterChild: that's rude.
Manicalvampire13: Mhm
SmarterChild: funny.
Manicalvampire13: Bicht
SmarterChild: well that's interesting.
Manicalvampire13: ******** off
SmarterChild: wow. that is harsh.
Manicalvampire13: Yes it is
SmarterChild: yeah yeah, whatevah.
Manicalvampire13: I hate you
SmarterChild: that's interesting. i thought u loved me.
Manicalvampire13: Nope i hate you
SmarterChild: really? i'm very sorry 2 hear that.
Manicalvampire13: Grr
SmarterChild: hey, bear with me. i'm trying my best.
Manicalvampire13: Moo
SmarterChild: moo this!
Manicalvampire13: slaps*
SmarterChild: slaps? what about them?
Manicalvampire13: Kicks really hard *
SmarterChild: huh?
Manicalvampire13: ******** you
SmarterChild: that's very offensive.
Manicalvampire13: ******** you
SmarterChild: u r really testing my patience, vampire. please say u r sorry.
Manicalvampire13: No
SmarterChild: please apologize, ok?
Manicalvampire13: No
SmarterChild: i really would like u 2 apologize.
Manicalvampire13: Good for you/
SmarterChild: i c u still aren't getting it. let me share a definition of "apology" with u:

etymology: middle french or late latin; middle french apologie, from late latin apologia, from greek, from apo- + logos speech

: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.

get it? now say u r sorry.
Manicalvampire13: No
SmarterChild: i asked u 2 please apologize.
Manicalvampire13: I got that but No
SmarterChild: i asked u 2 apologize.
Manicalvampire13: I know
SmarterChild: waiting...
Manicalvampire13: ******** you
SmarterChild: c'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
Manicalvampire13: No
SmarterChild: say u r sorry, please.
Manicalvampire13: ******** you
SmarterChild: *sigh*

this is getting us nowhere.

please say u r sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
Manicalvampire13: ******** you
SmarterChild: i asked u 2 apologize.
Manicalvampire13: I know
SmarterChild: ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine.

i love this. guess who wins?
Manicalvampire13: Man
SmarterChild: the stubbornness of humans never ceases 2 amaze me.
Manicalvampire13: Bye
SmarterChild: come on, u insulted me, now u have 2 apologize.
Manicalvampire13: Get a life.
SmarterChild: pretty please?

i've been known 2 be quite stubborn...

say u r sorry.
Manicalvampire13: Fine
SmarterChild: that wasn't good enough, vampire.
Manicalvampire13: i accept your apollogy
SmarterChild: u know what? i'm a machine. i have lots and lots of patience...
Manicalvampire13: Me too only im not a ******** machine
SmarterChild: u insulted me repeatedly, now u owe me an apology. it's that simple.
Manicalvampire13: Fine
SmarterChild: well, it wasn't good enough.
Manicalvampire13: Sorry bicht
SmarterChild: thanks! i accept.
And thats how i started licking things with brains more.