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What would the Akatsuki do if it were as hot there as it is here in the south?
Well here it is! A parody of the Akatuki summer time!


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Deidara: leader... it's so hot in here... un...
Pein: yeah...
Deidara: buy an air-con then un... or at least give us summer clothings un...
Pein: you're asking a wrong person... Deidara... Kakuzu is the "bank"... not me....
Deidara: at least leader tell him first un, look... the others are starting to act strange or talking nonsense un...
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???: You guys are so lucky... I can't do a thing even I'm feeling so hot...
Itachi: Lucky I bring you with me before, Uchiwa-kun~
Zetsu: z... z... z...
Kisame: Aah... I'm so hot & my body smells like steamed fish... no wonder Oro-chan ran away from here years ago...
Kakuzu: What's wrong with your clothing, Hidan..?
Hidan: can't you see?!? For the sake of Jashin, I'm so d*mn hot here!! Even a single f*cking thread on my body will pissed me off!
Kakuzu: Well... wear a panty at least...
Hidan: Buy a d*mn f*cking air-con then!!!
Sasori: (OMG!!?! My virgin eyes!!) *nosebleed*
Tobi: Tobi so hot... but Tobi won't complain since Tobi is a good boy... Tobi's hot... but Tobi won't complain since Tobi a good boy... Tobi hot... Tobi no complain... Tobi good boy... *mumbling the same sentences again & again*
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Deidara: see un..? the heat will burn their brain to dead un, you must do something, leader!
Pein: Oh, yeah...
Deidara: . . . leader...? Are you listening to me un..?
Pein: Yeah... I think...
Deidara: Did the heat had got into your brain too un...?
Pein: Yeah...
Deidara: . . .
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enjoy the heat!!