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My friend Andrew told me this joke about these three midgets that went to the guinness world records to tryout and the third midget tried out for the smallest p***s but he lost because of someone named Devon, and I thought it was pretty funny and my friend Andrea heard it and we were cracking up at some joke that was meant to be towards me but guess what I just came up with a joke that is going to PWN Andrew!!! HAHA! It's sorta long but it's meant to be. I worked hard on it.

This is seriously what I called the Joke...
"The Joke that is going yo PWN Andrew"
OK here it goes...

A large guy named Andrew got bored with playing with himself one day and figured that he would finaly do something about his virginity problem.

So andrew went down to a quite popular bar called the "Huff and Puff" but when he got there it was practically deserted but sice he had just gotten there he had a few drinks.

While he was in the middle of finnishing his 2nd glass he heard someone walk in so he turned around and noticed a beautiful looking girl, but when she got there she waited a little and Andrew knew that she was probably waiting for someone but they never showed up and she was about to leave.

So Andrew got up and walked up to her and said "Hi". And she said "Hi." back Andrew asked what her name was and she said Andrea and andrew said thats a cute name.

Finaly after chatting with each other by themselves for over 2hourse and finnishing they're 10thbeer the decided that they liked each other a little more and anted a one night stay.

Andrew knew they were too drunk to drive themselves to his house so they stayed in a cheap hotel that had that funny smell on the beds and floors.

After about 10 minutes they got into the room and Andrew went into the bathroom to get ready.

Andrea was already wet and ready and she sat on the bed waiting for him to get out, so she put her purse down beside the bed and a bottle of ecstasy rolled out.

Once Andrew was ready he came out and he looked more muscular than he looked and when he got out and went to Andrea she got even hornier than before seeing his mussels.

He flexed them a little and said "See those baby, thats 1000 pounds of dynamite!" andrew takes his pants off and Adrea get even hornier... "Those are legs that are 1000 pounds of dynamite!" Then he took off his underwear and after a quick glance Andrea grabs her purse and runs screaming to the door. Andrew catches her and asks why are you in such a hurry to go?

Andrea replies with 2000 pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse I was afraid you were about to blow!"

And Andrea runs out and sees this other guy and runs with him to a different hotel and the guy said whats this all about?

Andrea replies well It's kinda of a long story but I'm ******** horny right now and I thought you were so ******** hot so you wanna help me out?

Um...

Andrea interrupts him and asks his name.

Man says "OH... my name is Devon."

Andrea says oh thats a cute name and says I'm Andrea and Devon says thats a cute name to.

Andrea then asks him again, So do you?

And Devon says well that depends, I hope your not afraid of anacondas. wink