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Today I went to the bank and on the sign in the corner it said "The bank will be closed July 4th a LEGAL HOLIDAY." And I was like, wtf?

Isn't that a little redundant? I mean is there an illegal holiday? , So naturally being the teen I thought of 4/20. 4/20 would be an illegal holiday, you know since it deals with illegal substances

But if there was an illegal holiday the government would delete the day all together, right? So I think the our calendar would go April 19, April 21.

So then maybe Christmas is an illegal holiday, since you know we can't say Merry Christmas. Maybe any religious holiday is illegal, since now we have now say "Season Greetings." So then if every religious holiday is illegal then religion would be illegal, and then if religion is illegal then Religious people are illegal. OMG the 12 million illegals in the U.S. are actual religious people, so thats how they know how to count them (Bush is one of them)! Then all those Christian and other religious charities are actually the black market. So all those goods they donate are illegal and should be banned. And if the charities are the black market then what is the black market we know of? Well they are the market. So then if the illegal becomes legal this would actually make 4/20 legal and 4th of July illegal.

This sounds like the Netherlands.