And on today's news:
A peeping tom was spotted drilling a hole into the wall of a nudist camp
The police are looking into it
What did the grape say when it was stepped on?
Nothing, but it let out a little whine
This just in:
A short psychic has escaped from prison
She is considered a small medium at large.
The person who makes it doesn't want it. The person who buys it doesn't use it. The person who uses it doesn't see it. What is it?
A coffin
Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister in the state of California?
Probably not, seeing as he's dead
What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots tell his students?
Watch this closely, i'm only going to do this once
Someone knicked all of the toilets from a local pub, the police say they have got nothing to go on.
Did you hear about the optician who was arrested, the police said he was making a spectacle of himself
A peeping tom was spotted drilling a hole into the wall of a nudist camp
The police are looking into it
What did the grape say when it was stepped on?
Nothing, but it let out a little whine
This just in:
A short psychic has escaped from prison
She is considered a small medium at large.
The person who makes it doesn't want it. The person who buys it doesn't use it. The person who uses it doesn't see it. What is it?
A coffin
Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister in the state of California?
Probably not, seeing as he's dead
What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots tell his students?
Watch this closely, i'm only going to do this once
Someone knicked all of the toilets from a local pub, the police say they have got nothing to go on.
Did you hear about the optician who was arrested, the police said he was making a spectacle of himself
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Probably not, seeing as he's dead
thats my fav