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1. When the is only one person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.
2. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones!
3. Call the physic hotline from ur cell phone and ask if they know what floor ur on.
4. Hold the doors open and say ur waiting for a friend. After awhile let the doors close and say "Hi Greg! Hows ur day been?"
5. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up then scream "That's mine!"
6. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
7. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
8. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
9. When the doors close, announce to the others, "Don't worry they'll open again!"
10. Swat at flies that don't exist and try to hit people in the face!
Stay tuned tomorrow for 2 more jokes!