Dear Journal,
Yestrday my dad got me a radio with a REMOTE CONTROL 4laugh
But we also got milky-shakes blaugh
butbutbut when we got the radio with the REMOTE CONTROL my sister was holding my milkshake and she kept putting it on the box for me to drink, right?
Andandand
one time she SHOVED the STRAW down my THROAT and I lyek GAGGED(sp?) and spittied it out. scream scream scream
Then my straw fell off the box, and mah milky-shake become strawless
It was so sad.
Then when we went in the car I didn't take the cap off, and drank the shaky 4laugh through the straw-hole.
And then I asked my sister, Shiny thangs: "What would a person think when they see me drinking through the straw hole, without a straw?"
She replied:
"That you belong in a mental falcitiy(sp?)."
And then I asked, "What's that? eek "
And she replied, "A happy place.
And I said,"Yeah and a comercial(sp?) for it would be lyek,
Its a happy place for happy people!
And big guys in happy white suits will take you there!
A person there: -runs up to camera- HELP MEEEEEEEE gonk
Guy in white suit: Your comin' with me, bub.
The girl: See? Happy!"
And then we started laughing,
kay.
Bai blaugh
dramallama dramallama Poofy heart
(thats mah nickname 4laugh )
Yestrday my dad got me a radio with a REMOTE CONTROL 4laugh
But we also got milky-shakes blaugh
butbutbut when we got the radio with the REMOTE CONTROL my sister was holding my milkshake and she kept putting it on the box for me to drink, right?
Andandand
one time she SHOVED the STRAW down my THROAT and I lyek GAGGED(sp?) and spittied it out. scream scream scream
Then my straw fell off the box, and mah milky-shake become strawless
It was so sad.
Then when we went in the car I didn't take the cap off, and drank the shaky 4laugh through the straw-hole.
And then I asked my sister, Shiny thangs: "What would a person think when they see me drinking through the straw hole, without a straw?"
She replied:
"That you belong in a mental falcitiy(sp?)."
And then I asked, "What's that? eek "
And she replied, "A happy place.
And I said,"Yeah and a comercial(sp?) for it would be lyek,
Its a happy place for happy people!
And big guys in happy white suits will take you there!
A person there: -runs up to camera- HELP MEEEEEEEE gonk
Guy in white suit: Your comin' with me, bub.
The girl: See? Happy!"
And then we started laughing,
kay.
Bai blaugh
dramallama dramallama Poofy heart
(thats mah nickname 4laugh )