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Well, as you can read (and if you can't well, then you're stupid) this journal entry is a 'funny story'. Yes. A 'funny story'. Ok, you guys are probably thinking now, "God, will she just get on with this 'funny story'??!!" Well fine then. I will.....

I was hanging out with some friends one day at the park and we saw Edward (my boyfriend) there with some of HIS friends. Well, we decided to just all hang out together, some of my friends had boyfriends that were with Edward anyways. So we were just hanging out now on the river shore talking and telling stories and jokes.
Then Edward decided it would be funny to try one of his 'pick-up lines' on me. So he did. and here is what it was like-
Edward- Hey Tora, come on over here!
Me- *Walk over to the tree he's leaning against* Yeah?
Edward- *leans down to whisper in my ear* Hey baby, my body's a temple. Want to come over for midnight service?
Me- *utterly and absolutely SHOCKED* Oh. My. GOD! PERVERT! *run behind one of my friends*
Friend- *looks at Edward laughing* What'd you do this time?
Edward- *feins looking innocent* Nothing...

And that's my story! Yeah, I think it's pretty funny....