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Bad luck story
Ok im Death. Im he star of this story ok. Alright.

My job is 2 kill people on my list. I have no list. So im a free agent. Alright im chillin with friends, hanging out. Then i take out a soda can. Sips soda. Spills soda. Takes out coffee. Sips coffee. Spills coffee. I got a huge stain on my outfit. I take out hot chocalate. Sips hot chocalate.
Spills hot chocalate. Burns . Starts cussing and screaming. My boss comes. Why do you have a huge coffee and chocalate stain on your outfit. My boss says. And where's your death list. Said my bosss. Uhhh gone. I replied. Your fired said the boss. I bite my cracker



Bad Luck Story 2
Well just like in the first bad luck story im Death. The star in the story.

Clang Clang. BUMP!!! The sound of me falling from the stairs. Bump I made it 2 the bottom but i hit my head on a wall. But I'm ok. I stand up. Look outside. Hmmm. I say 2 myself. Stares outside. I need some action. Walks outside. Bumps into some1 named Keese Da King. He bumps me back. A random guy comes break it up. I talk smack about Keese Da King as he walked away. B**** I screamed out loud. The fight/war has just begun.



Bad luck story 3 coming soon in my journal