Deidara: Yes tobi?..
Tobi: I like you <3
Deidara: o.o|l|l|l|l|..
Tobi: Be my boy friend <3
Deidara: Tobi..-.-"
Tobi: Yes? <3
Deidara: Uh....
Tobi: ?..
Deidara: Well you see...uhh..
Tobi: hmmm??
Deidara: I-im....
Tobi: go on..! *.*!
Deidara: IM IN LOVE WITH SASORI-DANNA!!
Tobi: ......Oh.......
Deidara: Im sorry..Un..
Tobi: ..Well then..*takes out a knife*
Deidara: Wha..!?
Tobi: *Cuts out his own eye*
Deidara: *Starts crying* TOBI WHAT THE HELL!?!?!? STOP!!!!
Tobi: Tobi's...a...GOOD BOY!!!!!!!! *Kills deidara* HAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

.:Never make tobi mad:.