Oh! I can fly! Like blueberries... blueberries are cool. Socks and candy will take over the world! I don't understand how people have lucky socks... I mean why would you want lucky socks? it bad to have lucky socks... they'll fight over which one is better and that's never good. Sometimes... they may grow teeth and eat people! But I think that's cool. I mean a sock with teeth?! How AWESOME is that? Socks with teeth would be kind of scary though. They should make a movie about it and it shall be named "THE MUTANT SOCKS FROM AUSTRALIA" just because Australia is cool... and having mutant socks come from there will just make it all the more awesome. I like Australia... people there have cool accents. You're probably wondering why candy will take over the world... I have told you why socks will take over the world but not candy. You see candy is good. People buy candy. Lots of people buy candy. That's why. The candy companies make more and more candy! Not realizing that there candy is mutated and can actually talk... yes... talk... I have never heard a piece of candy talk but it does infact... talk. And with each piece of candy made the army grows stronger... eventually... there will be enough pieces made to take over the world! MWHAHAHA! Okay... now you know why socks and candy... will take over the world...
I n k y B l u e F a n t a · Mon Jul 09, 2007 @ 03:17am · 0 Comments
