Dear Very Dusty Journal,
How have you been? I've been fine. I just downloaded multiple things today! Now when I'm down my sister shall rip me from the awesome computer. The b*tch......J/K! lol Anyways, I have mooooore super-duper advice! :
1.When facing a gremlin or clown, throw tangelos at the offending thingamabob, it works, seriously.
2.When throwing anvils at people on your roof, make sure to land it on a police car.
3.When getting ran over by a limo, make sure to call Jennifer Lopez! Welllll, maybe not
......, but try anyways!
4.Flying paper is a dangerous thing!
5.DO NOT DIS THE CHOCOLATE FOOS!
6.Never eat a baby gorilla without salt and peppah!
7.If you see a toilet lick its toilet seat but DO NOT stick head in toilet!
This is my totally awesome advice for today and I repeat 'DON'T STICK HEAD IN TOILET THAT A NO NO!'
PLEASE LISTEN TO THIS ADVICE, YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN IT'LL BE USEFUL!
