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This story was made by my friend Forbidden_Dusk.
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Me: *waves* ELLOS PEOPLES!!! I’m Kitsu and I’m hosting a sleep over at my house and our guess for tonight is…………BLEACH!!! HELL YEAH!!! As for my friends helping with the torm- I mean helping with the party is Neko (Kai the strange kitty), Danny (blindblood000), Inu (Suicidle_Inu13), Sammy (Lady Risika), Ray (x13MuRdErDoLL13x), and last but not least Brittany (Zelda 9879 cool
*~*~*~*~*~*
Me: LET’S PLAY A GAME!!!
My Friends: HELL YEAH!!!
Me: Uh…hehehe…^^U what game exactly?
Rukia: What game dos you people call it…9 even? 11 heaven?
Me: << You mean 7 heaven?
Rukia: That’s it!
Brittany: I don’t mind ^/////^ *thinking about Ichigo*
Sammy: As long as I don’t get happy-pill dude (AKA Gin), I’m good.
Chad: Happy-pill dude?
Neko: Inside joke…
Me: Okay we’ll play
Uryu & Ichigo: I’m not playing
Me: *glares* Do. It. Or. Else.
Uryu & Ichigo: O.o
Me: ^^ good now I need everyone to write their names on little piece a paper and put them in the hat. Black is for guys Green is for girls.
Everyone: *does what they had to do to play the game*
Ichigo: I feel so stupid doing this
Orihime: It’ll be fun Ichigo! Don’t worry! ^^
Me: >> You say that now…
Ichigo: What did you SAY?!?!?!
Me: *ignores Ichigo* Okay let see who’s first, *pull out from the guys* Gin…and…*pulls from the girls* SAMMY!
Sammy: You a**! I thought I said ‘I’ll play if I don’t get happy-pill dude*
Gin: Oh? You were talking about me?
Me: Not my fault, not hurry up in the closet!
Sammy: I’m going to DIE!!
Me: SHUT UP!!! *Slams the door* Heheheheh…
Neko: >> *looks at the closet* << *back at me* Uh…so whose name did you really pull out?
Me: ^^ mine…
Everyone: -_-U
Ray: She going to kill you once she gets out of there
Me: no she ain’t, cause she’s not going to find out.
Sammy: *in the closet* I ******** HEARD THAT YOU a**!!!
Me: …aw…s**t…
*~*~*7 minutes later*~*~*
Sammy: KITSU!!!
Me: Don’t hurt me! Here you can draw the next two…*hides behind Neko*
Neko: -_-U
Sammy: This better be your name, I pull out *pulls out the two names* hehehe, well if it isn’t your name I have in my hand. *smirks*
Me: *Gulp*
Sammy: And…Byakuya…
Me: ~Thinks: Well it could of be worse, but what the hell he’s kinda hot~ NOT KUCHIKI!!!!
Sammy: GET IN THE CLOSET!!! NOW!!!
Me: O.o meep! *goes in the closet with Byakuya*
Sammy: Ha! Now it’s EVEN!
Neko: Sis you’re an idiot, Kitsu kinda likes Byakuya
Sammy: What? DAMN!!!
Everyone: -_-U
*7 minutes later*
Me: Who’s next *draws the names*
Sammy: ><# *angry* I. Hope. You. Get. Raped. By. White. s**t.
Me: ^^U hehehe *steps away from Sammy* OKAY! The winner to get a free trip to the closet as for their honeymoon is…NEKO AND URAHARA!!!
Neko: O/////////O
Urahara: -_o *shrugs*
*~*~*7 minutes later*~*~*
Neko: KITSU I LOVE YOU!!! ^///////////^
Me: ^^ your welcome
Sammy: *still pissed*
Me: << yeah…moving on! *pulls out the two names* well, well, it’s Brittany and Ichigo ;p.
Brittany: O///O…are you for real?
Me: ^^ OF COURSE NOT! I drew Michael Jackson name instead of yours, woman, you nuts?
Ichigo: WHAT?!?!?!?!
Everyone: Oo*
Inu: don’t be sarcastic with her…ought it was be funny if Michael Jackson did rape Ichigo…*images the image then shivers* on second thought…
My friends: *laughs*
Danny: Well what you dorks waiting for?! Get in the closet and get KINKY!!!!! <3 *forces Ichigo and Brittany in the closet*
My friends: -_-U
Me: *slaps forehead* dude…I can’t believe you said that…
Everyone else: oo?
*~*~*7 minutes later*~*~*
Brittany: *came back with a small smile*
Me: << so…how was it…?
Brittany: one word…heaven *sighs happily*
Me: ooU…so don’t want to know…NOW THE NEXT LOVELY COUPLE THAT GETS A FREE TRIP TO THE CLOEST IS *pulls the names* Orihime…and…MAYURI?!?!?!??! poor, poor Orihime, you going to get…
Me & Sammy: RAPED BY WHITE s**t!!! *dances randomly*
Neko: *rofl* XDDDDDD
Mayuri: What did you call me?!?!
Me: << *smirks* White…s**t…cause…you…look like…
Me & Sammy: WHITE s**t!!!! *dances randomly*
Mayuri: THAT DOES IT!!! *Grabs his Zanpakuto*
Me: RUN SAMMY RUN WHITE s**t DEXTER IS GOING TO RAPE US!!!
Sammy: AHHHHHHHHHH!!! HE’S GOING TO RAPE US BEFORE HE HAS HIS WAY WITH ORIHIME!!!! Hey that rhythm <3
My friends: *laughs*
Everyone else: ooU…-_-U…you guys are psycho paths
Mayuri: *chase after me and Sammy for about 5 minutes or so*
Me: GOD IT WAS JUST A ******** JOKE!!! *dodging from his slashes*
Sammy: I say we…*dodges the sword*
Me: You don’t mean…
Sammy: ^^ yep
*~*~*Few feet away from Sammy and me*~*~*
Ray: ooooooo, he’s so going to get it!
Danny: Where the camera when you need it?!
Inu: *brings the video camera* Here you go! ^_______^
Neko: Sweet! Now we can put it on youtube!!
Brittany: Um…oo?…what exactly are they going to do?
Neko, Ray, Danny, & Inu: You’ll see ^_____________^
*~*~*Sammy and me*~*~*
Me: Now?
Sammy: NOW!!
Mayuri: What?
Me and Sammy: *gets behind White s**t, grabs him by the shoulders, and KNEED HIM IN THE a** HARD CORE* BBBBBBBBBBUUTT FUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mayuri: *yells in pain* MOTHER FU- *gets slammed in the wall hard* XoX
My friends: AWESOME!!!! XDDDDDD
Me & Sammy: ^^ YAAAAAYYYY!!!!
Everyone & Brittany: OO* *Shocked*
Danny: That was the best butt ******** EVER!!!
Me: Awwww, it was nothing! *smiles*
Sammy: You guys got that on tape?
Neko, Ray, Danny, and Inu: YOU HELL KNOW IT!!!
Me: Heheheh I knew it!! >> *Looks at Orihime* ^^U Sorry, looks like you won’t be in the closet with…
Me and Sammy: WHITE s**t!!! *dances randomly*
Orihime: ^^ don’t worry about it, I should be thanking you
Me: Well…glad to be of some help ^^
Sammy: For once…
Me: Shut up…okay back to the game *pulls out the names* okay it’s Inu and Toushirou!!!!
Some girls: Lucky!
Me: DON’T BE GETTING MY PUPPY PREGNANT YA HERE!!!
Inu: ^^U *blushes and get in the closet with the Hiei-look-alike* (only with white hair and blue eyes)
*~*~*7 minutes later*~*~*
Inu: *giggles* hehe…
Me: Uh…so don’t want to know…*pulls out the names* um…Ray and Renji…><# Lucky son of a b***h!
Ray and Renji: *gets in the closet*
*~*~*7 minutes later*~*~*
Ray: *sits down*
Me: so…was he a good kisser?!
Ray: Huh? Oh, we didn’t make out…
My friends: SAY WHA?!
Me: Then what happened?
Ray: We gambled…
My friends: O.o*
Danny: Not good -_-U
Sammy: Well all know what that means… -_-U
Me: -_-U Feel sorry for the dude…OO* WAIT! What did you bet on exactly?
Ray: -_o oh…that…well…
Inu: Don’t tell us that he going to strip in front of us and do yaoi-ing like last time!
My friends: OoO*…
Ray: Inu that was suppose to be a secret!!!!
Inu: oops ^^U
Brittany: Last time?!
Sammy & Danny: striping?!
Me: Yaoi?! YOU NEVER ******** CALL ME ABOUT THIS AND INVITE ME WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU WOMAN?!?!?!?!?!
Everyone: O.O*
Me: What? A girl can’t like yoai?
Ray: O.o* Never knew you had it in you…
Me: Heheheh *evilly* no one knows…what’s in my mind…
My friends: -_-U don’t want to know…
Everyone else: *fears*
Renji: ………………………
Me: << I’ll find out what you’re going to do one way or other…Renji…Ray…
Renji and Ray: ^^U
Me: Now me see me see *pulls out the names* Uryu and…me?!?! O////////////O
Sammy: Lucky a**!
Uryu: Had to get the crazy one -_-U
Me: *blushes* Hehehe… *gets in the closet*
*~*~*7 minutes later*~*~*
Me: *walks out of the closet happily*
Inu: Kitsu?
Me: Hehehhehehe ^//////////////////////^
Brittany: Some one had a bit TOO much fun
Me: Damn right…tell you later ought…
Ray: One question…did he use a condom?
Me: O/////////////O HOLY s**t?!?! Did he?!?!?! Oh crap I’M GOING TO GET PREGNANT!!!!!!!
My friends: T…M…I…-_-U
Me: Hehehe, um I’ll find out later okay…um…*pulls out the names* uh…Tatsuki and…Shuuhei…><# another lucky son of a b***h!!
*~*~*7minutes later*~*~*
Me: Okay…uh…Hanatarou and Momo!!!
Hanatarou and Momo: *blush slyly* *Went in the closet*
Me: Awwww, don’t they make a cute couple? ^^
Ichigo: Yeah…Sure…let’s go with that…
Me: *glares* Asses…
Inu: Don’t worry Kitsu, I think they make a cute couple ^^
Me: YAY!! My puppy never fails me!!! *hugs Inu*
Inu: ^^ hehehe
Me: MOVING ON!!! *pulls out names* uh…Kenpachi and…Yoruichi!!!!
Kenpachi and Yoruichi: *went into the closet*
Me: Who know what I was thinking?
Brittany: >> what are you thinking?
Me: What their kids would look like…if they…<< you know…>> *shivers*
Everyone: -_-U
Brittany: I regret asking *twitch, twitch* *image in the head*
Sammy: You should…
*~*~*7 minutes later*~*~*
Me: Okay…next is Yumichika and NEKO!!! Hahaha, Neko you get the parrot a**!!! >>? Neko? <<? *looks around the room* Where’s master?
Danny: Where’ the b***h I don’t know?
Sammy: >> << >> << *looks around* Hey, Hats and clogs is gone too.
Inu: Where do you think they went?
Me: I should of known…
Ray: What?
Me: It’s obvious, she took him while we weren’t looking and raping him as we speak *shrugs*
My friends: *laughs*
Danny: SO KINKY!
Inu: It would be like her right?
Ray and Sammy: *acted out what Neko’s doing to Urahara*
My friends and I: *laughs* XDDDDD
Sammy: I going to the bathroom, be back.
Me: ^^ sure, until we find Neko, we’ll continue. Let’s see now *pulls out names* Okay we have-
Sammy: *screams* MY EYES THEY BUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!! *slams the door to the bathroom*
Everyone: *looks at Sammy*
Me: O.o? What? What happened, Kitty?
Sammy: *cries* Sissy…Hat guy…BAD THINGS!!!!!
Me: *slaps forehead* -_-U I had to be right…*walks over to the bathroom door and opens it* NEKO!! YOU STUPID CAT!!! QUIT RAPING URAHARA AND GET BACK OUT HERE!!!! YOUR SCARING YOUR SISTER!!!!
Sammy: *rocking back and forth* scared for life scared for life scared for life…
Neko: But I don’t wanna!!!
Urahara: HELP ME!!!
Neko: Shut it, hat boy!!!
Me: ><# NEKO DO IT RIGHT NOW OR I’M GO CHOAS ON YOUR a**!!!!!
Neko: O.O* meep! *hides*
Me: >> *glares* that’s what I thought…now…GET YOUR a** IN THE CLOSET WITH PARROT!!!!
Neko: *screams* *gets in the closet*
Me: -_-U man the next thing you know is-
Brittany: Don’t…say it…anything…you might jinks it…
*~*~*~7 minutes later*~*~*
Me: Okay, the next peoples are-
Inu: O! O! O! Can I do it please?! ^^=
Me: Uh…sure…knock your self out…NOT LITERALLY!!
Inu: Okay, um…*pulls out names* Tesuzaemon and Nano
Shunsui: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Ray: SHUT UP!!! *hit Shunsui with a bat…that she got out of now where* Annoying preverts, I hate them.
Me: O_oU uh…Ray…your are a prevert…so…
Ray: I said annoying preverts, not damn sexy preverts
Everyone: -_-U
Me: Sure…let’s go with that << hey, Brittany, why don’t you draw the names out this time.
Brittany: Uh, why?
Me: ^^ I’m going to load up my bazookas.
Everyone else: YOU HAVE BAZOOKAS?!?!?!?! O.O*
Danny: What for?
Me: ^^U Uh…something tells my I’m going to need them
Sammy: You having your having that feeling again aren’t you?
Me: Yep!
Neko: What kind is it my pet?
Me: the feeling is telling me that someone’s going to pop in here that I hate so much, so yeah.
Inu: Oh, you planning to kill who ever it is that’s going to pop in here?
Me: Yep!
Brittany: K, have fun, tell us if you want help be gladly to *smirks*
Me: Sure thing, be back k *leaves the room*
Ichigo: Is she really going to kill this person
Orihime: I believe so, she was really happy about it
Chad: Wonder who it is
Neko: Well it’s not one of you, I can tell you that >> TOUSHIROU! KANAME! RENJI! YUMICHIKA! IKKAHKU! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO GIN?!?!?!?!
Everyone: *looks over and see Gin tied up and getting ready to torture him, making him a slave*
Toushirou: Something
Neko: I can see that, if your planning on doing what I think you guys are going to do, my pet is going to kick your a** STRAIGHT to my place (ok everyone calls her and believes that Neko’s the ruler of hell so…yeah)
Sammy: Why? It’s not like she like him!
Neko: *gives a face saying, wow-no-wonder-your-so-stuipd*
Inu: Does she like him?
Neko: *nods*
Sammy: WHAT SHE LIKES HAPPY-PILL DUDE!?!?!?!?!
Neko: I can read my pet’s mind, yeah she likes him…and the fact I saw her reading Gin quizzes on quizilla. ^^U
Brittany: yeah…creepy…okay lets continue *pulls out names* Rangiku and Chad, huh, what are the odds of that? *shrugs*
Chad and Rangiku: *walks in the closet*
*~*~*7 minutes later*~*~*
Danny: I’m going to draw this one *draws the names* Izuru and…ME?!?!?! *looks over at Izuru* *smirks* Kinky…
Sammy: Oh brother *rolls eyes*
Danny: *walks in the closet*
Ray: << *smirk* five buckets she walks out with anything he owns on her
Sammy: >> *smirks* ten buckets she’ll rape him in the bathroom like Neko did to hat and clogs.
Neko: HEY! It’s not rape if they like it *looks over that Urahara* Right Urahara hehehehe *winks*
Urahara: STAY AWAY YOU BEING! STAY AWAY I SAY!! GO BACK TO HELL WHERE YOU CAME FROM!!! *gets far away from Neko as possible*
My friends: -_-U Neko, face it you raped him
Me: I’M BAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCK! *holding bazookas*
Everyone: HOLY s**t!!! *jumps up in fright*
Me: Huh? *blinks* Oh! Sorry, didn’t mean to scare you…hehehe…^^U
Rangiku: It’s alright, Kitsu
Me: Hehe…
*~*~*7 minutes later*~*~*
Me: okay, uh…who’s next? *pull out names* okay it’s-
*All of sudden Aizen and all his arrancars came in smashing my window and into my room*
Me: *twitch, twitch*
Ichigo: AIZEN!
Me: *twitch, twitch*
Toushirou: Want do you what here?!
Aizen: I noticed one of my men was missing and I came to him
Gin: Your too kind, sir *stilled tied up*
Me: *twitch, twitch*
Neko: *noticed my twitching* Oh…s**t…
Danny: What’s wrong?
Neko: *points to me*
Me: *twitch, twitch*
Danny: Uh-oh…
My friends: *notice what’s wrong* Not good…
Me: *twitch, twitch*
Aizen: Now, now, I don’t want any trouble…yet
Everyone expect for me and my friends: *gets into fighting stances*
Me: *getting pissed* *turn my hands into tight fists*
Ichigo: I going to kick you a** to hell
Aizen: Ichigo, I’m sorry to say but your going to see it for your self before I do *snaps figurers*
Me: STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: *looks at me*
Me: You. ********. a*****e!!! *walks over To Aizen slowly* WHO THE ******** DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?!?! *hair turns short and black and eyes glowing evilly*
Neko: Oh no…
Danny: She’s…
Sammy: Chaos!
Ray: s**t now he’s in for it…
Inu: If the feeling points to him, then he’s in for it BIG time
Brittany: Um, what do you mean she turn into Chaos?
Neko: See Kitsu here has demon spirits inside in her and they have each a personality. Show too much of it, she’ll possess the power or turn into the spirit. See where I’m going with this?
Brittany: Yeah, and I take Chaos is her anger spirit?
Inu: Yeah, we try to avoid it as much as we can, cause…well…see the result…
Me: *Dark purple demonic aura surround me* COMING IN HERE AND CRASHING MY SLEEPOVER IS LIKE ASKING FOR A DEATH WISH UNLCE ********!!!! YOUR NOT TAKING ANYONE NOR KILLING ANYONE!!! THE ONE WHO ALLOWED TO KILL IT ME!!!! GOT IT!!!! *takes out a 6-foot large bazooka*
Everyone: O.o*
Neko: s**t! She’s using the mega 4.!
Me: SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!! *blasts the bazooka*
Aizen: *where he and he’s arrancar stand left a black burnt marks*
Everyone: O.o*
Neko: See Kitsu this is WHY I don’t let you have bazookas anymore!
Sammy: Uh…Kitsu…you missed a few *points to Ulquiorra, Illforye, and Zaeruaporo*
Me: *turns back into normal self* Huh? *looks* Oh, I let them live…
Ray: Why?
Me: Cause like Uryu, Byakuya, Renji, and Gin…THEIR ******** HOT!!!! ^^
Everyone: -_-U
My friends: *slap foreheads* Should of known…
Me: Hehehehe ^^
Sammy: Well in that case…I CALL ******** ULQUIORRA!!!!
Ray: NOT UNTIL I ******** HIM!!!
Sammy: HELL NO!! I’M NOT HAVING YOUR ******** LEFTOVERS!!!
Ulquiorra: O.oU what am I a piece of meat
Me: To them, yeah -_-U
Ray and Sammy: *get into a catfight*
Neko: << >> << >> *drags Urahara into the bathroom to rape him again*
Danny: *Go ******** Izuru*
Me, Inu, and Brittany: ^^U
Me: Well that’s it for now, hope you stay tune for SLEEP OVER!!! HEHEHE, MY WAY!!! I got to go get a pregnancy test after I go ******** Uryu SEE YA!!!
 Sinister Vivian · Fri Jul 06, 2007 @ 04:47pm · 0 Comments |
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