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Well, long time no see, huh?
Oh my God, I found the FUNNIEST joke!!!!
Billy's mother and father are in their room, fighting before a big dinner party later that night. Billy is listening by the closed door.
Billy hears his mother call his father a "b*****d".
Then, Billy hears his father call his mother a "b***h".
A few minutes later, his mother and father are done fighting and they both exit the room.
Billy goes up to his mother and asks, "Mom, what's a 'b***h' and a 'b*****d'?"
And his mother quickly says, "Well, a 'b***h' is another way of saying 'lady' and a 'b*****d' is another way of saying 'gentlemen'."
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Later, Billy decides to go outside for a while before the guests arrive.
Then he hears his neighbors say, "Put your p***s in my v****a!"
So Billy runs inside and asks his mother, "Mom, what's a p***s and a v****a?"
And his mother quickly answers, "Well, Billy, a p***s is a hat and a v****a is a coat."
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Then, Billy sees his father shaving. Then, he hears his father yell, "s**t! I cut myself again!"
Then Billy asks, "Dad, what's 's**t'?"
And then his father says, "Well, Billy, 's**t' is a type of shaving cream."
Then Billy leaves for downstairs.
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Billy sees his mother in the kitchen cutting the turkey. His mother cuts her finger and yells, "********! I just got my nails done!"
Then Billy asks, "Mom, what's '********'?"
His mother says, "Well, '********' is a way of cutting a turkey. Now, get the door please, Billy? I think our guests are here."
Then Billy goes to get the door. He lets all the dinner party guests in and says,
"Hello, Bitches and Bastards. May I take your p***s's and vaginas? My dad's upstairs wiping s**t off of his face, and my mom's in the kitchen ******** the turkey that we are going to eat for dinner tonight."
 Aquaspirit77 · Mon Jul 02, 2007 @ 11:14pm · 0 Comments |
