Congratulations! You've found the best gift site on the internet!Whether you're shopping for yourself or a friend you've come to the only place you can own a piece of Uranus!
Grab a piece of Uranus before someone else gets a hold of it?
We're not just selling you a tiny, insignificant piece of Uranus either. We're giving you a whole square mile of Uranus! That's a whole lot of Uranus to explore, live on and penetrate! If you don't want to settle on the surface of Uranus, you can choose to own a ring around Uranus or even one of the big, fat moons of Uranus, after all, what good is Uranus without a good moon occasionally?
As well as the right to live on the surface of Uranus, you also get the deep mining rights to Uranus. You have the opportunity to make millions by exploiting the natural methane gas deposits deep inside Uranus!
Your land purchase is also recorded with R.E.C.T.U.M., the official agency that controls real estate transactions on Uranus.
As proof of your ownership you will be presented with several certificates of ownership including a title deed to Uranus, a Uranus Fact Sheet, The Constitution of Uranus and a bonus bumper sticker to show how proud you are of Uranus.
We also have a lot of other great accessories so you can show off Uranus!
Take a look at what you get when you own a piece of Uranus!
**Picture of Uranus here**
Well, what do I get?
We're not just offering you a tiny, 1 acre parcel of land on the Moon, Mars or any other boring planet like some companies.
No, we're giving you free and clear, legal title to a full square mile piece of Uranus!
Included in your deed are the full mining rights so you can penetrate deep inside your piece of Uranus.
If you're worried about the population explosion on Uranus and don't want to buy a piece of the surface of Uranus you can have a ring around Uranus or even a big bright moon!
As well as the bragging rights to claim you own a piece of Uranus you also get this wonderful presentation package of memorabilia to show how proud you are of it.
Once you own this packet you'll never stop talking about Uranus.
The basic package includes:
1.Title Deed to your piece of Uranus printed on high quality parchment and suitable for framing (they look great in a dark wooden or gold frame).
2.The Constitution of Uranus, printed on high quality parchment, also suitable for framing (before long everyone will know the constitution of Uranus).
3. A fact sheet, so you know what you're talking about when you discuss Uranus with friends.
4.A bumper sticker to show your proud ownership.
You can also get a whole host of great extras to go with your purchase when you own a piece of Uranus including license plates and mouse pads. We will constantly be adding new, exciting products and ways to show your proud ownership of Uranus.
What gives us the right to sell Uranus to anyone? Well, we are the only official outlet for R.E.C.T.U.M. and all sales are recorded in their official registry.
Want to buy Uranus? Just go to here to do so!
timoshii raian · Mon Jul 02, 2007 @ 05:44am · 2 Comments
