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They are CRACK in disguise.

If you have a PF Chang's China Bistro near you, go now. Right now. I don't care what time it is in your time zone. Go get their double pan-friend noodles. I don't know what they put in there, but either it's illegal or it ought to be, so go get 'em before they're shut down.

Pan-fried noodles cause a state of mind in me that really ought to take mind-altering substances to obtain. Maybe it's the way they're slippery and crunchy and sweet and noodle-y all at the same time. Maybe it's the sauce. Or maybe I'm just insane and the noodles are merely one variable in the equation. But yeah, I'm only partially coherent right now. Ahhahahahahhaahah.

It's Happy Glomp Day! Glomps for everyone. I like holidays. There should really be a Glomp Day. Then it would be a holiday where everyone could be happy and glomp each other. Yeah.

I like cheesecake.

Go here for the comic that made me fall off my chair laughing.

Can I have some cheesecake? And while you're at it, get me more of those noodles.