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You stole my line!

I thought you'd missed more patches than that, actually.

Daniel is sleeping.

Don't write 'Daniel is sleepy'
You're a t**t - you really are a t**t.
I love you.
Done yet?
Peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers - actually, no: peter piper picked a peck of bloody pickled bloody peppers... I don't know.

Stop it!

*snigger*
*finger*

I hate you.

*laugh*
*turns head away*
*laughs*

*points*
*taps screen*

*hugs*

*strokes*

*pokes*

Damn.
*laughs*

Don't you think it's long enough now, really?

Hmm...

I've noticed for days you've got some ways that must be checked - in you I never can detect, the slightest sign of intellect. Your mellow dancing think of the chances you neglect! You never seem inclined to use your mind - you're just a fellow who has got his brains in his dancing shoes.

Take a lesson from me. I'd rather Charleston.

Just put etc.

*looks*
*applause*
*stares*
*looks*

Stop! Stop dialoguing! Whe I-! I can't even! Can we just go back to the old days where you just hit me in the testicles? It was far easier.

*hits with pillow*
*reads*
*laughs*

I didn't laugh.

*silence*

*laughs*

That's not allowed!

*stares*

*kisses*
*nuzzles*
*strokes*
*kisses*

Nuzzles?

When was the nuzzling?

*pokes dread in ear*
*tickles with dread*

Uhm?
Not a feather.

Now I just look insane for saying 'no, not a feather' thank you.

*sigh*

It's long enough now dear, it really is - just stop.

I'll make you hot chocolate.

I'll make you pancakes.

There was an exclamation mark after the pancakes.

That's not how you spell it.

It's spelled exclamation.

Yup.

*jigs foot*

You getting bored yet?

I did not jig my foot!

You're such a loser sometimes.


Continues to rest head on shoulder


*rests head on shoulder*


*rests head on shoulder*


*rests head on shoulder*


*rests head on shoulder*

You cheating b*****d.

There was no *unclear*

G.

*jigs foot*

Ip dip dog's s**t dirty b*****d ******** git, you are not it

Do you really think this journal entry will be allowed on ********... gaia?

*smiles*

*covers face*

I'm really tempted to run out the room now, stop it - please!

I assume you don't like your fingers in the correct positions then, and wouldn't mind them being smashed by a hammer.

Quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

*do-dos*

That's cheatin' that is!

Biatch.

A is for apple.

Actually, strike that - A is for a**s.

Strike.

Not stroke st- yeah, thank you - that'll do.

B is for bottom.

Hmmmmmm

A c word.

A dirty, dirty c word.

C is for Silvie's going to have all her fingers removed if she doesn't stop damn typing crap.

Did I put the damn in there, really?

I thought I'd put it in earlier

Could you at least speak back?

Or would that mean you have to type more?

*hovers finger over escape key*

Don't you dare type it

Don't you dare!

I mean it!

It won't do anything, will it?

*removes finger from escape key*

*covers face with moocow*

*hits moppit off the bed*

*kicks stuff with foot*

*puts his foot on Silvie's foot*

*sniggers very slightly under moocow*

*raises moocow slightly with finger*

*removes moocow from face and sits up abruptly*

That's a lie!

I'm going home.

I'll see you later.

*Stands*

*leaves room without coat*

*returns to room*

*stands in doorway with moocow*

*swears at Silvie*

*sits down again*

*lies down*

Snaffle, snaffle, snaffle

*fiddles with toy*

Hmmmmm

*fiddles with toy more*

*puts toy down*

*plays with hair*

You're insane.

*strokes arm*

*undoes knot in hair*

Found a knot.

Really, you've gotta be getting bored now.

*whistles*

*whistles more*

*more whistling*

*etc*

I love you.

Sorry.

*sighs*

*attempts to shut laptop on fingers*

I love you, please stop now

still being able to actually type.

*laugh*

That's pretty damn good actually.

*squeezes knee*

*his foot*

*pats out rhthym between foot and knee*


Damn it, that's not fair, that's cheating

*stamps on stuff*

Wouldn't call it stamping, I'd call it tapping.

You know there'd be a lot more interesting things in this conversation if you actually said something?

*fin*