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* 1 Grue-Slaying
o 1.1 Grues cannot be killed with these things:
* 2 Grues can be killed by these things
* 3 Natural Habitat
* 4 Common myths
* 5 Grue Subspecies
o 5.1 Russian Grue (Gruesomicius ravenousi soviet)
o 5.2 Spanish Grues (Gruesomicius ravenousi el stupido)
o 5.3 French Grues (Gruesomicius ravenousi le pansy surrenderi)
o 5.4 Chuckland Pulverizing Grue (Gruesomicius ravenousi beatdown)
o 5.5 Nazi Grues (Gruesomicius ravenousi nationalsocialistus)
o 5.6 Auld Grues (Gruesomicius ravenousi mediaevalis)
o 5.7 Ur-Grue (Gruesomicius superiori tuhabesmortuuserasii)
o 5.8 Chinese Grues (Gruesnifficus inhaleus)
o 5.9 Norse Grues (Gruecous Habillis)
o 5.10 The Great Canadian Grues (Grues eh?)
o 5.11 Arctic Grues (Festivus Gruetia)
o 5.12 Tleilaxu Grues (Arakia Gruedipi)
o 5.13 American Grues (Amerigrucius Patrioticus)
o 5.14 Others
o 5.15 Sexual Life
* 6 Grue Huffing
* 7 How to Deal With a Grue
* 8 Grue and other names
* 9 Articles eaten by Grue
* 10 Famous Grue Movies
* 11 Famous Grue games
* 12 See Also
* 13 External Links
Grues can be killed by these things
Grues have been known to feed on (and huff) kittens and or Vermicious knids
Grues have been known to feed on (and huff) kittens and or Vermicious knids
* Extreme sarcasm (yeah, right!) (Note: this risks killing everyone else in the vicinity)
* Statement of the very very obvious being mistaken for extreme sarcasm
* BENSON
* Vermicious knids (capable of eating a grue, but can be eaten by anything else)
* The Anti-Grue, with its brilliant schemes (and near god-like grasp of extreme sarcasm). However, the Anti-Grue must be summoned by a dance performed by Stephen Hawking so, good luck with that.
* Light. Duh!
Seriously, watch yourself. They can live anywhere.
Seriously, watch yourself. They can live anywhere.
* Captain Omnipotent, because, well, he IS omnipotent, and it's not likely you're going to fail with powers like that...
* The beast. There are many definitions of this, but the one you're looking for is from Homeworld: Cataclysm. And if you DO manage to kill the grue with it, it'll also kill you in the same way-- slowly and painfully. For groups of grues only. Or it's a waste of your life.
* Chuck Norris. Enough said.
* Scorpion's uppercut
* The Irish ice god.
* Anomynous, but since no one knows who the ******** he really is, your best of going with one of the other options.
* Epizarians, who are able to tame grues.
* A Eurg, although the collision of a Grue and a Eurg will cause the universe to a splode, as with matter and anti-matter.
* Saint of Killers - no comments necessary.
* Grueslayer - Need a reason?
* Avro Arrow, although grues can summon pixies.
* Fernando Burtoni
* Another method once tried for slaying a Grue is to attack it with your own Grue, but you should look at this table to see the reason why this is incredibly stupid.
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While not as square or deadly as their adult counterparts, baby Grues should never be handled.
While not as square or deadly as their adult counterparts, baby Grues should never be handled.
Apart from the common Grue (Gruesomicius ravenousi ravenousi), there are many, less common types.
Russian Grue (Gruesomicius ravenousi soviet)
In Soviet Russia, Grue likely to be eaten by YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, Grue likely to be eaten by YOU!!
“In Soviet Russia, Grue likely to be eaten by YOU!!”
~ Russian Reversal on Grues
The rare Russian Grue can be killed by almost anything, and is common prey for oxen, weeds, cow
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