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Three Blind mice
Three Blind mice
It's MY fault
Hahaha
Stabbed their eyes with a ball point pen
Stabbed them out with a ******** pen
Three blind mice
FOR DESERT!

There once was a lady who lived in a shoe
TILL I ******** SQUASHED HER a**!!

Hickory Dickory Dock
Three Mice ran up the clock
I fed two to my cat, but one got a way
While the poor creature ran, mouse traps did I lay
The smell of cheese brought him comfort and joy
Untill suddenly the springs of the trap were deployed
That ******** got out, his head barely attached.
You bet your a**, that mouse did I snatch.
I pulled the last few nerves from his neck as it snapped
I looked at the body and said "your gonna get capped"
I loaded the remains in my 12 gauge's barrel
I shot off his a** like i shot Captain Farrel!

Little miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, eating her (insert weird food here)
While along came a wolf that was thirsty for blood and looking for someone to slay
She sat and she ate like a dumb little b***h
She sat and she watched as the wolf starts to twitch
When that dumb girl leaned over to pet the beast
He jumped on her a** and he started to feast
He ripped off her flesh and devoured her bones
This is why blonds should just stay at home.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating his christmas pie
He pulled out a bomb and strapped it to his mom
and said "b***h, send me back there again and you DIE!"