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Ok im Death. Im he star of this story ok. Alright.

My job is 2 kill people on my list. I have no list. So im a free agent. Alright im chillin with friends, hanging out. Then i take out a soda can. Sips soda. Spills soda. Takes out coffee. Sips coffee. dramallama Spills coffee. I got a huge stain on my outfit. I take out hot chocalate. Sips hot chocalate.
Spills hot chocalate. Burns wahmbulance wahmbulance . Starts cussing and screaming. My boss comes. Why do you have a huge coffee and chocalate stain on your outfit. My boss says. And where's your death list. Said my bosss. Uhhh gone. I replied. Your fired said the boss. I bite my cracker domokun domokun