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i wish my teacher was like this sometimes.....

chaos ruled ok in the classroom
as bravely the teacher walked in
the nooligans ignored him
his voice was lost in the din.

"the theme for today is violence
and homework will be set
im going to teach you a lesson
one that you'll never forget"

he picked on a boy who was shouting
and throttled him then and there
then garotted the girl behind him
(the one with grotty hair)

then sword in hand, he hacked his way
between the chattering rows
"first come first severed" he declared
"fingers, feet or toes"

he threw his sword at a latecomer
it struck with deadly aim
then pulling out a shotgun
he continued with his game

the first blast cleared the back row
(where those who skive hang out)
they collapsed like rubber dinghies
when the plugs pulled out

"please may i leave the room sir?"
a trembling vandel enquired
"of course you may" said the teacher
put the gun to his temple and fired

the head looked round the doorway
to see why a din was being made
then nodding unerstandingly
he tossed in a grenade

and when the ammo was well spent
with blood on every chair
silence shuffled foward
with its hands up in the air

the teacher surveved the carnage
the dying and the dead
he waved a finger severely
"now let that be a lesson" he said