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hello my name is michael bonner....michael boner. ...yea. that is not a typo. i have a 2 inch p***s unless ya know..some hot guy turns me on. then its 4 inches..maybe...if im lucky. sometimes 3. its because im a d**k head to takes steroids. i used to me a fat a**....i was 250 pounds in the 2nd grade. true story. then i started doing meth. not i just have saggy skin and modonna boobs...
i am a gayfer.
i have cone titties.
i like to rape domestic cats.
i have half a toe nail and a long piny toe.
i have never had facial hair. i think its because my balls have not dropped yet. i have baby p***s syndrome. please help me and be my friend. im so sad and pitiful. crying