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I ran nacked with a horse because I have AMAZING boobs

Pick the month you were born in
1 - I ate
2 - I shot
3 - I killed
4 - I needed
5 - I banged
6 - I smoked weed with
7 - I banged
8 - I ran shirtless with
9 - I stabbed
10 - I slept with
11 - I kissed
12- I ran naked with

Pick the day (number) you were born on
01 - a bum
02 - a dog
03 - a guy
04 - my crush
05 - Paris Hilton
06 -a homo
07 - my girl
08 - a homeless man
09 - a pornstar
10 - Michael Jackson
11 - Barny the Dinosaur
12 - a whore
13 - a pickle
14 - my boyfriend
15 - my lover
16 - a stripper
17 - a marker
18 - a horse
19 - an orange
20 - a glass of milk
21 - a ninja
22 - a condom
23 - a toothbrush
24 - a bag of weed
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a french fry
27 - your mom
28 - your dealer
29 - a lesbian
30 - a crackhead
31 - yourr grandma

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - because I'm good in bed
Black - because im sexy as hell
Pink - because the little ppl told me to
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue - because I'm a pimp and ur a punk
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D's
Green - - because thats how I roll
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because I had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs