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I like hubcaps, I like laundry, I like waffles, I like antfarms
I like recess picnics, and eatin' pork and beans
I like tinfoil and bowties
I like cardboard and moon pies
When I'm soaking in the bathtub, I like shootin' submarines
Shootin' submarines
I like Snoopy, I like Droopy, I like Charles Nelson Reilly
I like Hee-Haw, Fat Albert, and I also like corn
I like cornflakes, corndogs
I like corn bread and cornstarch
I like the band Korn and popcorn, I like all kinds of corn
ALL KINDS OF CORN!

I like eggrolls and crab rolls, crab legs, but not frog legs
I like duck sauce with duct tape and jumping on the bed
I like Popeye, Pipeye, Popeye Poopeye Peepeye
Olive Oyl and Bluto, and falling on my head
Falling on my head
I like throwing spaghetti at Bigfoot and Yeti
I like Veronica and Betty, don't call me Jughead!
I like gumballs and rumballs, I like cheeseballs and cheesecake
I like pineapple upside-down cake, why's it upside-down?
WHY'S IT UPSIDE-DOWN?