One of my friends in McAllen made these up. He was making fun of me with them. I simply thought he was gonna get wacked in the head if he ever said that to a girl. ;3 i will laugh if that ever happens. Hard. Very Hard.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.
Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
I'm sure glad I brought my library card, 'cause I'm checking you out!
I heard milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much you been drinking?
Can I have a picture? ......So I can show Santa EXACTLY what I want for Christmas
Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
Do you work for UPS / ParcelForce? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.
Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
I'm sure glad I brought my library card, 'cause I'm checking you out!
I heard milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much you been drinking?
Can I have a picture? ......So I can show Santa EXACTLY what I want for Christmas
Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
Do you work for UPS / ParcelForce? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
