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Just finished watching the entire Lord of The Rings trillogy, stopping only for caramel popcorn refills.
ARAGORN IS SO COOL!

He's all like, tall, silent, and heroic. He's got a cool sword and is destined to be king, yet he takes it all in his stride.....and he has such a mysterious past and he dosnt mind helping out those whiney halflings, and he didnt punch Legolas ONCE. That shows some SERIOUS self control.....ahh Aragorn. So much cooler than you'll ever be. I'v got friends that are guys and completly straight who fan girl over Aragorn. And who wouldn't!?

Now onto Legolas.....I thought he was great in the books but ORLANDO BLOOM DESTROYED HIM. Thats right...smarmy, arogant, know it all, girly, Orlando Bloom. IT'S ALL HIS FAULT. HE MADE LEGOLAS LOOK LIKE A COMPLETE TOOL! Every time he pulls back the bow I think to myself, "That @%^#&!~ looks like a complete >?&@#!~} he obviously never parted from his precious mirror long enough to go ONE SINGLE DAY of acting school"

I hate Orlando Bloom.... he has a stupid name as well as bad acting skills.....and he looks like a girl.

P.S: If you wanted to know what all that swearing was about I'll tell you: I said "silly head" and "stupid face"

Stings don't it?