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Hey everyone. Yes it is me the great and all loved I-Gasm. Be sure to kneel and grovel in your designated zones. The drool stains are beginning to be a bother.

This friend is the first post in a row of many tales that tell of my great godliness and overwhelming power. You know you want this but no my friends you may not touch.


Now that’s finished with, I have realized that of this day I am too important and special to bother leaving a message for you today. I bid a due!