• I was walking on the sidewalk...
    And this guy was supporting Gay Marriage....
    He said: "Gay's have rights too!"
    SO I PUNCHED HIM IN THE FACE!
    "Man! THIS AIN'T NO GAY BAR!"
    "I'M A CHILD!"
    "I CAN'T SEE THAT s**t 'TIL I'M 18!
    "b***h!"

    I went to my favorite Candy Shop...
    And the Shop Owner was like:
    "You come here everyday! Here's a free popsicle"
    SO I PUNCHED HIM IN THE FACE!
    "Man! I DON'T WANT YOUR POPSICLE!"
    "I HATE THE *****!!!"
    "I WON'T BE APART OF THE MOLESTED!
    "UH!"

    I was at the Hospital with my so called, MOTHER...
    And she said:
    "Son! Your Grandma just got out of the Emergency Room!"
    And when my Grandma went to give me a hug...
    I PUNCHED GRAMMY IN THE FACE!
    "WOMAN! WHY YOU IN DA DAMN HOSPITAL?"
    "IMMA KID!"
    "WHERE'S MY F@#$ING COOKIES?
    "HOE!"

    I was at my best friend's B-Day Party...
    And he gave me some cake...
    he was like: "Dude! THIS CAKE IS AWESOME! MY MOM MADE IT!"
    SO I PUNCHED HIS MOMMY IN THE FACE!
    "THIS IS GENERIC BRAND, d**k!"
    "I WANTED BETTY CROCKER!"
    "I WONT BE APART OF THIS GENERIC SYSTEM!"
    "BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?"

    Everyday I punch some s**t...
    LIKE THIIIIIIIISSSS!
    AND THIIIISSSSS!
    EVEN THIS HOBO!
    STUPID HOBO'S BUY CRACK!
    b***h!