• Come here, come here!
    I’ve got a little something to say.
    Come here, come here!
    Come fawn over me.
    Make a fuss, make a fuss!

    It’s time to make up yet another story.
    It’s time to come up with yet another mysterious condition.
    Pat my head, pat my head!
    Praise me, praise me!
    I demand attention!

    Story after story,
    Lie after lie,
    You act as if you’ve never been tempted.
    Don’t judge me, don’t judge me.
    Oh no, I’m so unlucky!
    I don’t know what to do about it!

    Pat my head, pat my head.
    Praise me, praise me.
    Look my way.
    Tell me I’m a good girl.
    All eyes on me.
    Tell me I’m doing a good thing.

    Place a collar tightly around my neck.
    I’ll do your bidding.
    Hold my hand, hold my hand!
    Give me hugs and kisses!
    Am I valid?
    Am I good enough?

    What else can I do?
    What else can I say?
    I need an audience.
    I need to brag.
    I’m always running my mouth.

    Keep your eyes on me!
    Only on me.
    Me and me alone.
    Do not stray!

    I can sing.
    I can dance.
    I can say silly things.
    I can use silly voices.
    Pat my head, pat my head!
    I demand attention!

    Ha, what’s this?!
    Middle-school main-character syndrome!
    I’ll shove the finger down my throat.
    I’ll pretend I’m pregnant.
    I’ll starve myself to death.

    It’s time to drink the poison of this world.
    It’s time to spread my dark wings.
    Death to us all!
    Go on and report me.
    What’s going to happen?

    Pat my head, pat my head!
    Take me by the hand.
    Place your lips on mine.
    I demand attention!
    Give it to me, give it to me!

    AH-HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!