Mood: Neutral.... agaian....
Song:
The Night Sasuke and Itachi went crazyDown in Konoha all the towns people were making weapons
For the good gentile girls and good gentile boys
When the bosses busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a kunai in their hands and cheap cocolate on their breath
From their hair to their sandals they were covered with weapons
Like a big freak sugar-high ninja Rambo
And they smiled as they said with a twinkle in their eyes,
'Hello Everyone - now you're all gonna die!'
The night Sasuke went crazy
The night Itachi went insane
Realized they'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in their brains
Well, the workshop is gone now, Itachi decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Ino and Sakura
And Sasuke tied up his helpers and he held the genin hostage
And he ground up poor Rock Lee into ninja sausage
Itachi got Kakashi and Gai with an old German Luger
And Sasuke slahed up Neji just like Kankuro
And they both picked up a flamethrower and barbequed Orochimaru
And Sasuke took a big bite and said 'It tastes just like Chicken!'
The night Sasuke went crazy
The night Itachi went nuts
Now you can't hardly walk around the Leaf village
Without steppin' in ninja guts
There's the Sanin and the ANBU.
There's a Jonin from the Eyewitness news
And birds circlin' 'round in the sky
And the kunais are flyin', the body count's risin'
And everyone's dyin' to know, oh Uchiha's why?
My my my my my my
You used to be such jolly guys
(Person in background: LIES!!!!!!)
Yes, people, now they're doin' time
In a federal prison for his infamous crime
Hey, little friend, now don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years
But now Tenten's in thearapy and Kakashi's still nervous
And the genin all got jobs working for Ichimaraku ramen
And they say Mrs. Uchiha, she's on the phone every night
With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights
They're talkin' bout - the night Sasuke went crazy
The night Itachi flipped
Sasuke broke his back for some milk and cookies
Sounds to me like Itachi was tired of gettin' gypped
Wo, the night Sasuke went crazy
The night Itachi went insane
Realized their gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in Sasuke's brain
Wo, something finally must have snapped in Itachi's brain
Tell ya, something finally must have snapped... in their brains.
yeah... I made that sometime last year.... I think...
