Today, at school, someone touched my a**. No, not my pet donkey, my butt. I was standing in the lunch line and someone touched my a**. When I turned around, the people behind me were looking in the opposite direction. I didn't know what to do, or if their backpack just accidently bumped into me, so I ignored it.
I have been so pissed off today. Every second, I'm mumbling curses. Usually I just mumble, "Grumble, grumble, curse" but today I was going, "D*mn, b*tch, b*tch b*tch" I swore in just about every sentence.
The chick with her thong of bitchiness is bothering me during P.E. and it's annoying the s**t out of me. One of these days, I'm just gonna slap her. stressed

I'm taking care of one of my mom's friends' dog. He's HUGE, slobbers, and is more of a pain in the a** than the dog I already own and want to kill. Them together is Hell.
Have you ever shocked yourself with one of those "Stop barking" dog's shock collars? They're so fun! If you shock your hand full on, it feels like everything in your hand moves around and your veins move a few centemeters. IT'S AWSOME! You people should try it.