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Who doesn't care anymore? ME! Yayyyss!! *smiles and dances* Anyway, what's up ******** ups? Yes, everyone is a little ******** up now and again. No, no... you know you are. Whether you're screwed out of a relationship for something you had no control over, your girl/boyfriend is cheating on you with other boys or girls in front of your eyes, or you got a ******** 'F' on your report card because the teacher lost your midterm paper, you're just plain screwed. In fact, I'm not afraid to admit, that yes, dear children, I too, am the king of ******** ups and ******** wits. Why do I say so? Because I've been through most of those delicious scenarios. From being shot and stabbed in the arm, to having all my friends systematically hate my guts over either helping them or for no reason. Today officially marked the end of a triumphant "Let's have everyone hate me!" SO GO ME! Yeah... just wait. I'll get a 'You insensitive p***k' again, or maybe I'll chase away another friend of mine, because I am just that, an insensitive p***k. Thanks, take your bill while I cry in the corner about how moronic you are.
Yes, I know what to expect... a 'why are you doing this?' or 'why are you so mean?' or my favorite= 'why are you taking HER side?'
Seriously, I have no sides anymore. You're all fair game... your'e all just as stupid and narrow minded as the next. You USED to be so much more... but you've degraded yourselves. Each one of my circles have just become corrupt and feudal over stupid s**t. This stupid "believe" system is enough to drive someone insane.
Why?????!
Because you all are fighting about something that doesn't even MATTER!
You intimidate eachother over s**t that doesn't even MATTER!
You fight and get all pathetic and pissy because somebody doesn't care? HELL MAN!
Get the ******** over it!
Who cares????! Honestly!?
There's a thing called 'ignorance'. It's your friend, dear children. Do not confuse "ignorance" with "arrogance", or Papa Keo will shove a hot poker up your a** and make you sing your ABC's backwards to the tune of Yankee Doodle, you get me?
Branch A is conflicting with Branch B. Both branches claim to be 'hosts' of 'Fleshlessies". Now to further ******** things up... let's add Branch C, who has a monopoly on "Fleshlessies". Branch A finds out about what Branch C has, and lo... magically Branch B has a set of their own "Fleshlessies". This causes Branch B to get really sad. "Why can't I have a Fleshlessies set? Oh! I know! I'll get a bunch of my own!" Branch A suddenly gets pissed, because now it's not so special between Branch C and Branch A, because now Branch B has their own. Seeking retailiation against this offense, Branch A crushes Branch B's group, making it strictly "Branch B and Branch C's own little family bundle because we rock out loud as the most creative people in the world". Poor little Branch B is left to cry in the corner because there's no fairness here. Branch A believes that causing people to fall in love with the Fleshlessies is wrong. *cough*. Branch B doesn't see that, so there is a war between. Now let's further ******** this scenario over with Branch D. Branch D aids Branch B, but continues to use hunter strategy to constantly remind everyone that there is a conflict, when the conflict has already passed. Branch B is further pissed off, and threatens to leave altogether, leaving Branch E on the brink of confusion and depression (Seems like somebody doesn't care for anybody else, ne?), and then Moi, Branch F (hehe... F for ******** Up), to just sigh and shake my head with the face of "You all are a bunch of drama queens."
So, now that you've seen the handy dandy condensed version of "Gaia Families for Dummies" Don't get one. It's strictly unadvisable.
 Keoteki · Sat Apr 21, 2007 @ 10:58pm · 3 Comments |
