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You and Me Baby - The Bad Touch lyrics
ZOMG IT'S MY FAVORITE SONG EVER NOW!!! whee When I re-heard the song.... and listened to the lyrics (and now reading them), it was so hilarious! The singer(s) kept using everyday objects/terms to compare it to sexual needs or.... (our new vocab word)... arousal.... xD

Read:

You and Me Baby
The Bad Touch (Bloodhound Gang)


Ha-ha! well now we call this the act of mating
But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you should know about

I'd appreciate your input

Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and Ill bet youll feel nuts
Yes Im siskel, yes Im ebert and youre getting two thumbs up
Youve had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough youre out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my waffle house hashbrowns
Come quicker than fedex never reach an apex like coca-cola stock you are
Inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like daylight savings time

Do it now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Do it again now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Gettin horny now

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? let me be specific I wanna be down in your south seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means small craft advisory
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, b5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on Im mister coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours Ill show you mine tool time youll lovett just like lyle
And then well do it doggy style so we can both watch x-files

Do it now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Do it again now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Gettin horny now

You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Do it again now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Do it now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Do it again now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Gettin horny now

rofl A new comical twist to sexual subliminal messages!


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  • User Comments: [1]
    NOOOOO

    AHH NOT THAT SONG >.<

    XPPP

    comment Bambi_Nasshingu · Community Member · Wed Apr 11, 2007 @ 05:34pm
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