This morning on the radio, I heard about a guy who stole a girl's dog, chopped off it's head, put it in a box, wrapped it up nice and pretty, and sent it to the girl because he wanted to go out with her.......If THAT'S a good gift to him, I'd hate to see his Christmas list.
Dearest Santa:
This year, I would like a human heart, some entrails, and a cancerous lung.....Or just send a check.
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