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I was having a hard time opening my locker at school. A whole bunch pf people, including my crush, tried to help me. Finally, the principal cut the lock off. Once we got the locker open, I realized it was not my locker!
I was at the dentist waiting to get a cavity filled. The assistant put some stuff in my mouth to numb it and told me to bite down hard. I bit down right away, but her hand was still in my mouth! She had to warn the dentist about my big mouth.
My baby brother handed me a lightbulb and told me to hug and kiss my "baby." When I glanced out the window, I noticed the cute guy across the street was watching me kiss the lightbulb. He must think I'm short a fuse!
On April Fool's day, I asked out my crush. He said "yes," but my friends didn't believe me. So I walked up to him and said "Let's see a movie this weekend." He just looked at me like I was nuts. It turns out he thought I was joking. Looks like the joke was on me.
At the pet store, I spotted a cute, furry puppy and an equally cute guy working there. As I was leaving, I smiled at the cute guy...but stepped in the little present the puppy left behind.
We were having a class spelling bee, and it was my turn. I wanted to show off for my crush, so I spelled the word perfectly. But when I went to sit down, I missed my chair and fell on my butt!
While at the mall, I noticed a man walk out of the store without paying for an item I yelled, "He just stole something!" I was going ballistic, but the employees ignored me. The man walked back into the store, hung the item on the rack and went into the store's back room. He was the store manager. I have yet to return to that store.
I opened my locker and saw taped to the door a love note from my crush! I found him and told him I liked him, too. But he said he didn't know about an note. Turns out, my BFF was playing an April Fools' joke on me.
After lunch, I was walking to the trash can, near my crush's table. Focused on looking really cool. I didn't notice someone throw an empty bottle to the trash and miss. The bottle rolled under my foot, and I fell flat on my back, sending my tray of trash in the air. Needless to say, my crush definitely noticed me that day.
My class was having a car wash, and my mom stopped by to have her car washed. I was hosing the tires down and my crush was inside cleaning, when I heard him laughing. I had left my underwear on the seat from when I'd changed in the car! I thought I'd stuffed them into my backpack.
We hold our volleyball practice in the gymnasium that doubles as a church meeting place. I was running late, so I ran through the back door of the stage yelling, "How late am I?" Too bad practice was canceled...and I interrupted a funeral.
As I was climbing over an old fence with my crush, my pants caught a snag and ripped a huge hole in the butt of my pants! My crush got his mom to tie my bookbag around my behind so no one would notice.
 lady_inuyasha_sama · Thu Mar 22, 2007 @ 03:49am · 3 Comments |
