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My friend found this cool website called Chacha.com. This is so much fun, it's not even fit.

It's like a search engine, but people are searching for you. It's fun to mess with the staff.

I probably annoy them, but rate them well for putting up with all this stuff.

here's an example of one of my many Chacha searches:

My search was "Where do babies come from?"

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: MARTHA(81996)
MARTHA(81996): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hullo tharr
MARTHA(81996): hello
You: I was wondering, Martha
MARTHA(81996): are we looking for where do babies come from
You: We are
MARTHA(81996): While I am searching, have you had a chance to look at the relevant links at the side of the page?
You: especially the colored ones
You: hmm
You: not really
You: they don't look helpful at all
MARTHA(81996): okay I have sent you one
You: but I've been seeing all these children all over my house, and was wondering here they come from
You: where*
MARTHA(81996): from there mothers?
You: but why do they end up in my house is the question?
MARTHA(81996): are you the father
You: oh no
You: i used to live alone
You: woke up one morning
You: BAM
You: five babies
MARTHA(81996): from?
You: That's what I'm asking you
You: where'd they come from
MARTHA(81996): did u call the police
You: what am i gonna do? arrest a baby for breaking in?that's cruel, ma'am
MARTHA(81996): just trying to help?
You: Oh snap! another one!
You: wait
You: did I say Babies?
MARTHA(81996): Are these results sufficient?
You: I meant Teacups
MARTHA(81996): what type of tea cups
You: ones that look like babies
MARTHA(81996): not sure what u r asking?
MARTHA(81996): Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: No, thank you
You: you've been more than helpful
MARTHA(81996): thanks 4 using cha cha
You: kthxbai
MARTHA(81996): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

From things like this, I have found the connection between Batman's The Penguin and FDR and The whereabouts of Carmen Sandiego (seriously, she lives in california!)

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Teri(17425)
Teri(17425): Welcome to ChaCha!
Teri(17425): Hello.
You: can you please tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Teri(17425): Sure, one moment please.
You: Alright
Teri(17425): Here you go there is an address and a place to e-mail
Teri(17425): Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: wow, Thanks. I'm good for now.
Teri(17425): Great, have a good night.
Teri(17425): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

Hahaha...
But chances are the helpers you meet may just leave as soon as you ask your question. Depends on what it is biggrin
Ah, I just learned from when my brother tried it, you may also get some person who will just report you for abuse right when you ask the question. I should consider myself lucky...