I'm supremely bored so I thought I'd share some of the blurbs that just pop into my head. blaugh
Ten Things That You Don't Want To Hear
From Your Crush:
1] "I like your best friend."
2] "I think you sat in something." redface
3] "What's that SMELL?!" stressed
4] "Your butt looks really big in those jeans." scream
5] "I thought you were lesbian!" scream
6] "I think of you as a sister."
7] "Your fly is down." eek
8] "Pull up your pants. Your thong is showing." sweatdrop
9] "Um...there's blood dripping down your leg." redface
10] "Wow, that guy was HOT!!" gonk
Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear
From Your Boyfriend:
1] "I'm gay." gonk
2] "I hate you." sweatdrop
3] "I'm obsessed with Michael Jackson." rofl
4] "I have a mole on my..." xp
5] "I was born a woman." gonk
6] "Your uncle is my dad." eek
7] "I think I s**t myself." rofl
8] "I...I wanna be a girl!!" gonk
9] "Your best friend is HOT." stare
10] "I'm in this to get in your pants." scream scream
Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear
From Your Brother
1] "Will you marry me?" eek
2] "I really love feet." sweatdrop
3] "Do these pants make my butt look big?" sweatdrop
4] "I'm gay. Can you tell Mom?" stare
5] "I'm in love with you." gonk
6] "Apples make me sad." sweatdrop
7] "Can I borrow a thong?" gonk
8] "I got really drunk last night and peed on your blouse." scream
9] "I'm a serial kiler." eek
10] "I am your father." eek eek eek
Ten Things Not To Say
To Your Crush
1] "Are you gay?" sweatdrop
2] "Can I play conect-the-dots with you acne?" scream
3] "Your mom looks like a potato."
4] "I like someone else." sweatdrop
5] "You're stupid." (me: yeah, that'll catch his attention.)
6] "Do you like my best friend?" sweatdrop
7] "I can imagine you bald." rofl
8] "Your leopard-print thong is showing." eek
9] "I watch you when you sleep a night." sweatdrop
10] "I'm on probabation for drug abuse and attempted murder." eek
Ten Things Not To Do
When You're On A Date:
1] Pull out a wedgie. (doy!!)
2] Flirt with another guy.
3] Snort when you laugh. ( rofl )
4] Pick your teeth with your finger.
5] Fart. (that's a major duh!!)
6] Burp really loudly. (another major duh!!)
7] Scratch your armpit. (ew...)
8] Wear really strong cologne.
9] Dress like Britney Spears (NEVER dress like her.)
10] Trip and fall on your face (graceful, no?)
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