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This is the best gay song ever... well... Second to Avenue Q's "If You Were Gay" song... I find that gay songs are the best songs ever... I can't stop listening to them..... I found accurate lyrics of Stephen Lynch's song... I had to edit it a little because it didn't have correct capitalization and it was killing me....

So enjoy..... Listen to the song while singing along! xD Just.... not with your parents around....

If I Were Gay
Stephen Lynch

Here we are dear old friend
You and I drunk again
Laughs have been shared and tears have been shed
Maybe the whiskey's gone to my head

But if I were gay
I would give you my heart
And if I were gay
You'd be my work of art
And if I were gay
We would swim in romance
But I'm not gay
So get your hand out of my pants

It's not that I dont care - I do
I just don't see myself in you
Another time, another scene
I'd be right behind you if you know what I mean

Cause if I were gay
I would give you my soul
and if I were gay
I would give you my whole - being
and if I were gay
We would tear down the walls
but I'm not gay
so wont you stop cupping my - hand

We've never hugged
We've never kissed
I've never been intimate with your fist
You have opened brand new doors
Get over here and drop your drawers