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well as i knwo my cat... let me rephrase that my moms cat (cant hold that over me can ya marihesh?) well back to my story my moms cat is in heat and some toms want some lovin'....... heres what happend:

i was typing some s**t on the comp when i hear this........ROOOOOOOW......MOOOOOOOW......MEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOW!
so i investigate lol. i look out the window to see 2 cats gang banging our cat. i thought "serves you right cat......." but then i had an idea (one that ive threat'n-ed marihesh about lol) i got out a 22 and swung the door open....... the cats ran under the porch. "damn cats!"... i yell out to the cats they sould have left when i first shot at them!
so there i was typing on the comp again....... i got hungry and went to get a box of something (note i wouldn't eat the whole box..... lol mabey im coo-coo some times)....
i decided to check on the cat so i looked out the window and 2 cats are sleeping by tobi(our car)

i go to lunge the door open but to no avail.... it was locked. the cats were still there one looking up at me and another still sleeping (note i have a window on my door) so i n lock the door as quite as i can....... not breathing. i lunge the door open the cat wakes up the other runs off. (note im only after a certain cat... black ... long hair..... yellow eyes.....annoying!) so i look down at the black cat, its frightend. it knows im here to kill it....

i try to grab it but it runs into a wood pile (no joke!) its backed up in a corner i grab its back skin (not the neck) and it "keeeeeeeeeeeees" at me. i take it inside
open a bucket adn put a lid on top... i put an iron skillet on top, i put a jug full of water on top and another.... it cant get out. i tell it how "********" stupid it is.

i find my gloves and open the lid grab it by the back, it bites me. i take a leash (made for this cat to hang its self running away)so i take the leash and put it over the cats head and pull tight.... i tie it on the close line the leash with the cat on it dangled.... i watched for a minute... i go inside the house get the 22...aim......fire!.
8 shot in a matter of seconds. its feet still kicking. i wait till it has its eyes facing me

BANG! it goes limp.... i walk in the house get a bag drop the 22. and tie the bag. i go back inside to get my knife (to cut it down)... i cut it down drag the dead body to a near by place swing and release the bag it flies out of sight....

and that was the last of.... the cat....