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Mamga launched from the eyes of the beast,
as a great, red cloud rolled across the sky,
delivering a weather of ash,
to blanket the town in burning pain!
Townsfolk fled in terror as demons,
continued to devour their babies,
and one by one, their heroes were slain,
while running, screaming, flailing on fire!
Warm blood spattered against the castle walls,
as little hobbit freaks fled, exclaiming,
"OH MY LORD, A BLACK DRAGON CAPPED THE KING,
HOWEVER SHALL WE DEFEAT THIS MONSTER?!"
Suddenly, a figure emerged from the sky,
accompanied by his lightning iguana,
he struck the black dragon with a thunder bolt,
the dragon fell with a hiss, "PREPARE FOR DOOM!"
The beast's carcass began to spin in the air,
red and black lasers beamed downward, into Hell,
and then a huge grey goat crashed into the scene,
bellowing forth his mating call: "BLOTTHSHKLECKLS!"
 Lord The Magic · Thu Mar 01, 2007 @ 05:41am · 1 Comments |
