It is time to change from REDNECK humor to TRUE AMERICAN Humor! Only I don't see
it as Humor, but the correct way to LIVE YOUR LIFE ! If you feel the same, pass this on
to your True American friends. Ya'll know who ya' are...
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: It never occurred to you to be offended bythe phrase,
"One nation, under God."
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never protested about seeing the 10
Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You bow your head when someone prays.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You stand and place your hand over your
heart when they play the National Anthem.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You treat Viet Nam vets with great
respect and always have.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never burned an American flag.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You know what you believe and you aren't
afraid to say so, no matter who is l istening.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You respect your elders and expect your
kids to do the same.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
If you got this email from me, it is because I believe that you, like me,
have just enough TRUE AMERICAN in you to have the same beliefs as those
talked about in this email
God Bless the U S A !
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When you start feeling stressed
Take my advice
Pull down your pants
And slide on the ice
Take my advice
Pull down your pants
And slide on the ice