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i want sprite. i love sprite. especially right now. oh, when i was in indiana, a long =, long, time ago (not really), my cousin, janet, and her son, mitchell, told us a story about when they had four BRITISH soccer players stay at their house:
one day [at teh home of janet & mitchell] :
british soccer player #1: would you happen to have some lemonade?
janet: well, not right now, but ill go out and get some...
british soccer player #2: hurry back! we're thirsty!
[janet goes to store and buys that lemonade stuff]
janet: here you go.
british soccer player #1 [takes a sip of lemonade] : mm, this is lovely.
[the four soccer players wait around, drinking lemonade.]
british soccer player #4: this stuff is spectacular. but where's our lemonade?
janet: that IS lemonade.
british soccer player #3: .... [looks at lemonade can] oh. i see.
british soccer player #1: i believe you misunderstood us. we wanted the fizzy stuff.
janet: hmm?
mitchell: {whispering to janet} i think he means soda or something...
janet: :/
british soccer player #4 fizzy, lemon juice of some sort. {to british soccer player #3} what do these americans call it?
british soccer player #3: {to british soccer player #4} i believe they call it soda
british soccer player #4: {to british soccer player #3} i see. lime soda?
yes. i LOOOVE all kinds of british people! like, here's a scenerio:
colleen wants her daughteer, meghan, to marry a british guy so she can have grandkids with british accents...
british grandkid #1: helo, grandmummy! we're on holidy, so we're coming down to see you!
colleen: AWESOME!
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{once british grandkids are here, visiting colleen}
[british grandkid #2 goes into bathroom]
[colleen doesnt know where british grandkid #2 has gone! oh noes!]
colleen: {knocking on door} british grandkid #2? are you in there?
british grandkid #2: yes, grandmummy! but im on the JON!
colleen: JON?????? WHOS JON?!?!?!
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LAWLS.
 Purple Fuzzy · Fri Feb 02, 2007 @ 05:42am · 1 Comments |
