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How to win in a fist fight: Pull a knife
How to win in a knife fight: Pull a gun
How to win in a gun fight: Run like hell! In my book, if you live from a gun fight, you are a winner!
How to win a Matrix Style cinematic fight scene: Cut the other's wires
How to win a fight with a gay: b***h slap him
How to win a fight with a lesbien: Give her a good one in the front. She won't be a lesbein after that!
How to win a fight with a rapper: Show them a video of Ice Ice Baby. While they're crying and wanting to rearrange their life, run.
How to win a fight with someone with ADD: Through a shiny nickle in the other direction
More on the way!
 Zac Clovis · Fri Jan 19, 2007 @ 06:37am · 0 Comments |
